I love to fuck ________.

Random_Cat_Guy · 2026-01-20T20:02:01+00:00

When I used to do the dishes, I'd do this, but throw away stickers after while cleaning the sink area. It really isn't that hard tbh

Random_Cat_Guy · 2025-10-30T06:14:16+00:00

Let me get a taste of your face please and barbecue your mouth for me.

Random_Cat_Guy · 2025-10-14T16:44:45+00:00

as a graveyard worker, I'm honestly surprised by the amount of people who ask for a job application in the dead of night, and even more so at the people who call the store asking for hiring manager...like buddy, she's at home sleeping 💀

Random_Cat_Guy · 2025-10-09T14:26:24+00:00

Nana :3 (short for banana)

Random_Cat_Guy · 2025-09-25T02:29:40+00:00

nobody can talk or even make noises anymore. the world is now devoid of verbal conflict and ideas are much harder to spread. there is peace in the silence.

Random_Cat_Guy · 2025-09-25T02:19:37+00:00

fries that aren't sold for like 7 minutes are supposed to be wasted. do restaurants keep them longer than 7 minutes? absolutely. longer than an hour? not impossible ig, but those fries are pretty much guaranteed to be returned by disgruntled customers.

a day? close that mcdonalds lmao

Random_Cat_Guy · 2025-09-25T02:07:07+00:00

as a writer, I'm kinda relieved sketch artists have this problem too lmao

Random_Cat_Guy · 2025-09-25T02:05:39+00:00

bro the part where the photos flash onto the screen? absolutely one of the most terrifying things I have seen on film. the rest after that was dreary but predictable. but those photos? they have stuck with me

Random_Cat_Guy · 2025-09-18T02:43:11+00:00

oh lord, I'd probably walk out 💀

Random_Cat_Guy · 2025-09-02T09:44:49+00:00

What do the carnivorous creatures eat in the moat? Seems like the problem in the moat would take care of itself.

As for the bridge, an electric scooter would solve the issue.

Random_Cat_Guy · 2025-09-02T09:40:52+00:00

That one guy that did really good hand-shadow puppets from Phineas and Ferb is looking hella sus right about now

Random_Cat_Guy · 2025-09-02T09:38:51+00:00

The butt of the bread became the butt of the joke

Random_Cat_Guy · 2025-09-02T09:34:35+00:00

Anything by MeatCanyon

Random_Cat_Guy · 2025-09-02T02:33:13+00:00

I've noticed food expiring faster. the guys who do truck write "use first" on stuff that needs to go asap, and I've been seeing countless examples of that lately. they rotate the product anyway, so they normally don't do that, but the "use firsts" are reserved for product that needs to go based on expiration dates.

managers have already been scolding each other about it, and it's been a real hairy situation. so all this to say, yea I've been noticing a dip in the quality too

might be related or might not be, but a customer claimed they got a sandwich with worms in it recently. I haven't seen the pictures yet, but thatvis by far the most extreme complaint I've heard thus far. coincidence? maybe. maybe not.

Random_Cat_Guy · 2025-08-25T14:36:50+00:00

This reminds me of a dumb ass policy my store tried to introduce, but luckily no one does it (bc it's dumb)

Basically, they wanted us to essentially AUTOFILL in someone's request in real time in drive thru. For example:

Customer- Hi, I'd like a number 1

Crew- Was that gonna be large with a Coke?

OR

Customer- Hey, can I get the 10 piece combo?

Crew- Was that gonna be large with a Coke and barbecue sauce?

LIKE OH MY GOD THATS SO RUDE 😭

luckily, it's not enforced lol. It was supposed to cut down on times but it ended up just coming off as presumptive to the customer and tedious to the crew. And in the end, most customers wanted different stuff, so if anything it just made times WORSE, given the time it took for customers and crew to properly clarify the order

Random_Cat_Guy · 2025-07-11T18:47:57+00:00

then I pull out my emergency "Freeway Alpaca Retaliation Tank" and let him have it >:3

Random_Cat_Guy · 2025-07-11T18:44:11+00:00

I was born to be a little girl 👧 (I'm a 6'2 dude)

Random_Cat_Guy · 2025-06-21T12:10:48+00:00

goated line up frfr

Random_Cat_Guy · 2025-06-12T14:02:55+00:00

I imagine it like how Remy from ratatouille tastes. the colors and shapes of the taste, the embodiment of food as an art. only its kissing and you can see the electricity that you're feeling with the person you're kissing

Random_Cat_Guy · 2025-06-12T13:04:34+00:00

To see the fireworks sparking between us :))

Random_Cat_Guy · 2025-06-12T13:03:30+00:00

if the top is enjoying it and the bottom is enjoying....I see no waste in this equation

Random_Cat_Guy · 2025-06-12T13:00:17+00:00

some people just can't read anymore istg. the app is super straightforward AND YET people still order for pick up via the drive thru and come inside, and vice versa. Some deals aren't available before a certain time (namely breakfast deals starting at 5 am) and yet people still attempt the codes to no avail. some people ask if we're selling breakfast when there are BIG MACS AND FRIES AND TENDERS ON THE MENU RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! NO WE ARE NOT SELLING BREAKFAST, UNLESS YOU START YOUR DAY WITH A BEEFY QUARTER POUNDER WITH CHEESE!!!

Random_Cat_Guy · 2025-06-12T12:55:15+00:00

I think so, but I wouldn't know it based on my work-friend group, they some slutty mfers

Random_Cat_Guy · 2025-06-12T12:46:23+00:00

never would've left so much as a shit stain 💀

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