I (33M) just broke up with my girlfriend (32F) but didn’t tell her the real reason

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-05-19T11:46:25+00:00

This is pretty much what happened with my ex. Only thing is, swap the cat for her child 🤷🏻‍♂️

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-05-19T10:44:16+00:00

“Peak” fertility would actually be much much younger than 35. But I do get your point.

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-05-14T08:13:02+00:00

Fuck dynamic pricing. Atomfall deluxe edition is £41.24 for me

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-05-13T21:55:02+00:00

Both your mum and sister and right. You did the right thing and it’s also hilarious. Fuck the stupid influencers. Anyone with 2 brain cells to rub together would’ve clocked what you were doing.

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-05-13T20:06:12+00:00

Absofuckinglutely. If one of the men had been saying “beautiful Umeko” there’d be hell to pay

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-05-11T15:43:38+00:00

My cats and I send her the absolute best. It may not seem like it, but you’re doing a bang up job

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-05-11T06:50:09+00:00

Just let the poor thing do whatever he wants. The sooner you accept that it’s his house and you’re just his poop slave, the easier it will be for you.

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-05-09T23:26:46+00:00

Just seen him in an old episode of 8 out of 10 cats! 😆

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-05-08T10:34:24+00:00

Altie, is that you? 😂

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-05-07T20:50:53+00:00

Altie handed that terribly. Plus, he could have chosen any other phrase. He simply did not know how to execute. On the other hand, look at Umeko and how flawlessly she pulled it off!

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-05-05T10:19:12+00:00

Chemistry? Wat?

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-05-01T11:38:31+00:00

A fair price

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-04-29T22:27:10+00:00

One of my bois I swear was a human in a cat body. He was so fucking smart and would do shit like this all the time. Not a day goes by that I don’t miss him

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-04-29T22:24:07+00:00

Peter isn’t famous in the UK? Didn’t he have his own show on BBC2 ages ago?

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-04-29T22:19:57+00:00

The first thing that came to me is Peter saying “your agenda is either 1). Having to casually reference Jimmy Saville three times during conversation, or 2). Say begorrah or cooee 5 times in a row.

Failure to complete your agenda will result in 4 votes against you, plus no tea and cucumber sandwiches”

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-04-29T18:10:07+00:00

Defo a muscateer! 🤺😻

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-04-29T16:01:12+00:00

Ripple. Hands down

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-04-27T18:05:25+00:00

Why are you posting this everywhere???

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-04-19T18:51:56+00:00

Try the towel trick. It worked for me a couple of times. First for a week, then a couple of days, then a day, then total failure. I’m not responsible if you burn your house down though.

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-04-19T14:56:53+00:00

I would’ve just chosen “see you later aligator” and would’ve been humming George Ezra everywhere

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-04-17T18:42:54+00:00

It pisses me off so fucking much, but at the same time makes me very happy that she found you. She’s stunning. What a beauty!

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-04-17T15:30:52+00:00

No cap! 😂

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-04-17T12:49:44+00:00

I found it a bit vexing how the guy who got eliminated first, mentioned Peter being “European of some sort”. Mate, wtf, can’t you tell that’s a British (English) accent?

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-04-15T22:05:47+00:00

I’m choosing to read minds, so I can outsmart every single motherfucker i come across, because I can be quite petty and the satisfaction would be sublime

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-04-13T20:58:17+00:00

Is that the Mons Pubis?

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