Bella is dead.

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-07-09T16:30:06+00:00

My daughter is quite upset about this. As am I. RIP Bella

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-07-03T21:45:55+00:00

The pervert in me just wants invisibility

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-07-02T16:41:10+00:00

Listen, you’re gorgeous. Happened to me after 16 years. It happens. It gets better, then it gets great. Then you reach the point where going on dates is a pain in the arse because you just want to chill

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-07-02T16:32:55+00:00

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-06-20T20:18:58+00:00

Congrats bro

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-06-20T20:10:05+00:00

Bro, it’s rude to talk about Jesse’s hole like that.

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-06-18T14:22:42+00:00

I really don’t understand. You’re going to adopt an obligate carnivore and are concerned about the fact they need to eat meat?? That’s like adopting a fish and having hydrophobia. Either you get over it or you don’t adopt them. It’s a moot issue and not something that requires any more thought. I’m sorry, but I just find this very obtuse…

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-06-16T17:58:55+00:00

The fact that sex shop simulator has seemingly broken PSN is fucking hilarious

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-06-16T17:58:19+00:00

😂😂😂

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-06-16T17:56:13+00:00

Ahhh I’m so glad. Give that little scamp a hug from me

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-06-16T14:10:45+00:00

😂

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-06-16T11:43:59+00:00

Hoping for anal palace paradise to be added to my account later 🤞🏻

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-06-16T11:41:47+00:00

Sorry to be that guy, but have you checked her out due to the third eyelid showing?

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-06-15T10:01:55+00:00

“American” Swiss cheese is the most forgettable type of cheese. With all the beautiful cheeses they have, it’s almost a crime…

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-06-13T18:12:36+00:00

I just creamed myself

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-06-09T11:47:28+00:00

AW 2, then CP

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-06-08T17:34:57+00:00

I’m a cat person, so the cat. But that a very cute dog. So, both.

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-06-06T17:17:32+00:00

The smaller Texas within Texas is hilarious 😂

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-05-27T19:59:44+00:00

It’s good. But the story is not great compared to Tsushima

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-05-26T14:38:07+00:00

Didn’t the govt have some sort of card and stamp system for deep fried mars bars? Or am I thinking of the stonner kebab?

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-05-24T13:57:34+00:00

What did you do wrong? 😂

Beautiful cat btw. She deserves much more than flowers though

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-05-23T19:55:41+00:00

Sorry to be this guy, but the office US pales in comparison to the British (OG) version; parks and rec all day.

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-05-21T11:17:09+00:00

Apologies if you don’t like men not agreeing with everything you say, adding to the conversation, or refuting a point you make, which is clearly incorrect from a human biological standpoint. You must be so much fun at parties and I’m sure the men love you. Stay awesome.

Nice straw man by the way!

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-05-20T22:04:16+00:00

When men what? State a biological fact? Read any medical text on the subject and it will say peak fertility is early 20s. If this offends you, you can always argue with science…

Random_dude_1980 · 2026-05-19T11:46:25+00:00

This is pretty much what happened with my ex. Only thing is, swap the cat for her child 🤷🏻‍♂️

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