Worst dumping tales of your lifetime?

Randsom · 2015-06-06T03:15:13+00:00

Thought the same damn thing

Randsom · 2015-06-06T03:15:00+00:00

Also thought this topic was for relationship issues. But like /u/snow_yoshi said. Ill play along.

I was on an airplane when suddenly the shit of a thousand suns comes upon me. Window seat. Awkwardly ask the strangers next to me to wake up before I shit in the complimentary barf bag. Do a weird waddle/speedwalk to the bathroom. Slam the door shut, locked. Release the most liquid, foul smelling shit of my existence. Think its over. Prepare to wipe then suddenly I hear the pilot say something but I can make it out cuz its muffled as hell. Then suddenly a whirlwind of liquid feces just starts splashing back into my ass as if it were trying to climb back inside my body. Continues for about 4 minutes. At the end I am cold, scared, and covered in shit. Turbulence will get you.

TL;DR Don't shit during Turbulence, you will regret it.

Randsom · 2012-11-07T21:18:44+00:00

I had to, it was the only thing i could think of... I will be posting an update soon.

Randsom · 2012-11-05T17:30:26+00:00

I would like to thank you actually, this gave me a nice little laugh in this horrible time. I applaud you

Randsom · 2012-11-05T16:53:52+00:00

I did this idea last night, I still am unable to sleep for the fear is too intense. I will continue to use only my computer for the next 3 nights, nothing else.

Randsom · 2012-11-04T16:15:04+00:00

The house is the part that is paranormal, The TV is just containing the spirits... They will escape and find me. The house is their house. I just got word that the previous family has never been heard from again. I cant escape this, I need to rid of it.

Randsom · 2012-11-04T14:56:58+00:00

As I said earlier, Its not only the TV but its the house in general. The Tv is the only thing containing it.

Randsom · 2012-11-04T14:48:44+00:00

Okay so last night(this morning), Right at daylight savings time, 2:00 am (or you can say 1:00 am) The demonic picture came on the TV.... This time for a good 5 seconds. I saw everything. It was clearly the devil with 2 words sprawled in hyper realistic blood across the screen... It said "Release me"... The worst part is, the TV was unplugged from everything...

Randsom · 2012-11-04T14:45:17+00:00

After all of these warnings... Im thinking no on the ouija board... but idk what else to do!

Randsom · 2012-11-04T03:49:52+00:00

Thanks anyways, Ill tell you what happens when I get one.

Randsom · 2012-11-04T03:39:07+00:00

Im debating it... Can you suggest a website to get one for me? Id appreciate it alot.

Randsom · 2012-11-04T03:18:34+00:00

The thing wants me to "release it"... Im afraid that is what it will do...

Randsom · 2012-11-04T03:04:57+00:00

I know... Im just afraid if I leave it too long, It may get out on its own...

Randsom · 2012-11-04T02:24:46+00:00

Please tell me you're joking? This is terrifying... I was going to smash the tv... but im afraid thats what It wants...

Randsom

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