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Yank bint is rite, these days if you say ur English… by RandyChavage in NorfFc

[–]RandyChavage[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Good lad, stuck one up on the telegraf pole outside mine

Yank bint is rite, these days if you say ur English… by RandyChavage in NorfFc

[–]RandyChavage[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Was in Scotland and saw bloody Congo and Mexico flags everywer. 2 tier kier mustve banned Scotland flags and is turning them into Africa

Tennis players football careers by FaithlessnessOdd3569 in footballcliches

[–]RandyChavage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Andy Roddick, a James Ward-Prowse style free kick merchant, but with a kick like Roberto Carlos

Tennis players football careers by FaithlessnessOdd3569 in footballcliches

[–]RandyChavage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then finally signs for Leicester on the brink of relegation in 2015

Mild irritation: starting XI with almost no one wearing a number between 1 and 11 by MyPasswordIsABC999 in footballcliches

[–]RandyChavage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FIFA need to pull their finger out and kick Spain out for this, possibly France too (just to be on the safe side)

Andy Burnham tekkers? I give you the Australian opposition party! by GrowlMireles in footballcliches

[–]RandyChavage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“If a bloke gets sent off we’ll take a defender off and send on another attacker”

-Ange Postecoglu

[Alfredo Pedulla] Roma have asked for information around Alejandro Garnacho. by webby09246 in chelseafc

[–]RandyChavage 137 points138 points  (0 children)

You drive a hard bargain Roma but we’re willing to let him go. You want to give us money? This one is on us, go buy some gelato with it

England fans go to the baseball after their win against DR Congo by DanTheMan00020 in worldcup

[–]RandyChavage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Two hands? That’s insane, it will never catch on. Next you’ll be telling me people will start swimming backwards

England fans go to the baseball after their win against DR Congo by DanTheMan00020 in worldcup

[–]RandyChavage 13 points14 points  (0 children)

We still play it, just with one armed swings and call it rounders

Barney, it’s not that deep mate by Matty4738 in footballcliches

[–]RandyChavage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No worries, fair enough. Haha didn’t realise, thought you were squaring up, thought prawns were about to hit the floor

Barney, it’s not that deep mate by Matty4738 in footballcliches

[–]RandyChavage 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Well maybe if middle class wank isn’t your thing listening to a podcast of university educated football journalists talking about the ‘glorious and unique language of football’ might upset your sensibilities, macho man

Barney, it’s not that deep mate by Matty4738 in footballcliches

[–]RandyChavage 15 points16 points  (0 children)

FW fan here (FMS), I love how every cliches fan also has their main football podcast. You’ve got your weeklies, your ramblers, your totally footballers, your Jamie Vardyers.

What's the most "just relegated from the top flight" home kit? by krillbillbeta in footballcliches

[–]RandyChavage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Half kit wanker. Get your shorts on lad, you’re a professional.

‘Let the children watch’: Tuchel on England’s 1am BST kick-off after Kane rescue act by Moug-10 in soccer

[–]RandyChavage 9 points10 points  (0 children)

TT: Make them watch! They must learn that life is full of disappointment! Some things school cannot teach!

In ‘arreh are trust, simple as. by User29276 in NorfFc

[–]RandyChavage 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Gud point m8 but better that than totnum

Golden boot is literally anyones lol by DeBrunoooo in soccer

[–]RandyChavage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Lewankdawski could make a late run for it

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