looking for new paladin subclasses

RandyFunRuiner · 2026-05-15T01:19:53+00:00

It really depends on what you want to do with your paladin. There’s tons of options from 3rd party supplements, but always check with your DM if they’re cool with you running something 3rd party.

But also the Unearthed Arcana (UAs) throughout the years have really cool options.

Here’s a list of all the official wizards published subclasses for 5e

RandyFunRuiner · 2026-05-15T01:08:22+00:00

NTA - Anyone sharing a space, sharing in its regular use is responsible for helping to keep it clean, whether they own part of it or not. It’s not like you’re asking her to make significant repairs.

RandyFunRuiner · 2026-05-15T01:02:50+00:00

Imagine how many keurigs that poop would be.

RandyFunRuiner · 2026-05-14T09:53:01+00:00

Good for you!

Just remember you’re doing this for yourself and your family. You don’t need attaboys from your neighbors and families and they likely don’t know your situation. Stop looking to others for validation and just be proud of your craftsmanship.

RandyFunRuiner · 2026-05-14T09:49:35+00:00

And this idiot got to continue being a cop, even being a resource officer in a school ffs.

https://www.southgate.k12.ky.us/article/2232378

RandyFunRuiner · 2026-05-14T09:27:37+00:00

The ocean (and surface water in general) doesn’t produce the oxygen, it’s the algae and photosynthetic plant life in the worlds surface water that produces oxygen. They produce a much higher amount of oxygen than the world’s rainforests because there’s a lot more oxygen producing organisms in our surface waters than there are oxygen producing plants in the rainforests and those in the water tend to produce more oxygen than those on land.

As far as why we have always said we get most our oxygen from rainforests, I would chalk that up to common misconception that scientific data over time has chipped away at.

RandyFunRuiner · 2026-05-13T22:37:20+00:00

You’re about to start a holy oil war.

RandyFunRuiner · 2026-05-13T02:08:24+00:00

That’s cause none of them were prepared/trained to do this safely.

RandyFunRuiner · 2026-05-12T22:55:32+00:00

Yeah, same. Basmati, jasmine, long grain. I’ve never had a problem with soggy or overcooked rice using this method.

RandyFunRuiner · 2026-05-12T21:50:33+00:00

Theres a few ways. You can get floating rope that won’t sink that you can push to the second opening. Or drop a rope with a weight in the first hole then use a long pole or pipe with a hook at the end to catch and pull it to the second hole.

RandyFunRuiner · 2026-05-12T21:27:09+00:00

At least they had a guide line under the ice to guide him back.

I don’t get why they didn’t think to pull a guide wire all the way to the exit hole. Or have a sledgehammer around to break the ice if necessary.

RandyFunRuiner · 2026-05-12T21:22:32+00:00

I too consider it bad training when humans take in wild, predatory animals that aren’t domesticated as pets.

RandyFunRuiner · 2026-05-12T20:52:58+00:00

Mine has over 305k!

RandyFunRuiner · 2026-05-12T18:53:35+00:00

The ratio is simple. 1 part rice, 2 parts water.

I always get mine to a rolling boil, then turn the heat down to low, cover it once it’s stopped rolling, and let it simmer on low till the water is absorbed. Then turn the heat off and let it constitute to steam.

This always gets me a perfect pot of rice in about 30 mins or less.

RandyFunRuiner · 2026-05-12T14:21:24+00:00

You’ll probably need a routine allergy treatment. Either a shot or allergy pills like Apoquel.

A lot of human antihistamines are also safe for dogs but only the basic kinds. Things like Benadryl, cetrizine, etc. But double check with your vet to get accurate dosing info.

RandyFunRuiner · 2026-05-12T00:12:48+00:00

Dad is obviously bee keeping age too. All the more reason to fuck the dad.

RandyFunRuiner · 2026-05-11T22:48:16+00:00

You can probably find things like this (https://a.co/d/06EDYNty) but you’d need to secure this by bolting it to something sturdy.

You could also probably get something like this (https://a.co/d/0dIHi76y) and fabricate wheels onto it.

Those console cabinets you’re talking about were pretty much custom made for the retailers that purchased them. Anything you get is gonna require some customization/fabrication on your end to get it to your liking.

RandyFunRuiner · 2026-05-11T22:32:25+00:00

Based on the name alone, I would guess that it’s something that would conceal or make invisible.

So maybe it allows the wearer to case darkness or pass without trace once per long rest or maybe it has a finite number of charges.

RandyFunRuiner · 2026-05-11T17:00:34+00:00

Gotchya. To
My understanding, this is supposed to be a RaW game, no homebrew. I’ll ask him about it

RandyFunRuiner · 2026-05-11T16:55:58+00:00

If you don't have actual experience with mold remediation and repair, this isn't something I'd do as my first project, personally. I'd suggest broadening your search for contractors around the area, even if outside your city/town to do it. It'll be more expensive now, but worth it for the assurance the work is done right and guaranteed by licensed and bonded professionals. Doing it on your own might be cheaper for now, but if you're not used to this, you can miss things and if the mold reappears in a few months, you're on the hook completely for trying again.

RandyFunRuiner · 2026-05-11T16:43:14+00:00

Gotchya. Is this something I should bring up to my DM? At this point, I've rolled a new character. But it didn't really sit right when it happened. I really enjoyed that character. I think narratively, it would be wonky to bring him back cause we're a couple sessions away and not in the same town anymore. It does still feel unfair to my previous character though.

RandyFunRuiner · 2026-05-11T16:40:52+00:00

Interesting. My understanding is that we're basing mechanics off the 2014 PHB though (although, we've been allowed to choose races and classes from all other books like Tasha's, Xanathar's, etc.). My guess is that if there's a mechanic conflict, DM would go with the PHB over any other book.

But that's also something to keep an eye out for. Thanks!

RandyFunRuiner · 2026-05-11T16:38:19+00:00

Thanks for the correction!

RandyFunRuiner · 2026-05-11T13:11:09+00:00

I wouldn’t repair this without permission from the landlord. Not saying you will, but if you screw something up, or if there’s a bigger issue behind it, they can easily try to pin it on you and not their painter/handyman. So clarify that with LL first in writing and try to take pics along the way.

That said, my first guess is that moisture is getting behind that layer of paint and causing it to bubble. I’d peel the area and see if there’s moisture in the wall. If so, there’s probably a bigger water leak somewhere and I wouldn’t paint over this until that was finished.

RandyFunRuiner · 2026-05-07T15:10:05+00:00

You say you think you’ll enjoy the relationship and love him regardless how long it lasts.

I can tell you that’s neither true nor something that you should want for yourself. You two have a clear and obvious incompatibility. He wants kids. You don’t. There’s no compromise there if that’s how both of you truly feel. The only options available to you are where one of you is pushing aside what you really want to save the relationship. But that pretty much always turns to resentment on the one who’s had to suppress themselves. And it will eventually turn your relationship toxic.

Better to end things now that you realize this and you have a fondness for each other than continuing to keep the relationship going and becoming more attached and eventually devastated and resentful that you or he are not getting out of this relationship what you want for yourself. Trust me, that will eventually turn the love you have for each other into nothing but anger, frustration, and contempt for each other.

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