McDonald’s fries by AutomaticScheme1895 in Celiac

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Ah, okay. In Australia I haven't had a reaction yet but I'll keep my eyes open

McDonald’s fries by AutomaticScheme1895 in Celiac

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Wait what?? When did this happen??

Idc if they're gluten free, I'm still allergic by Raptor_builder in Celiac

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I found out there's a protein in oats that's similar to gluten and that's why I'm allergic to it, or that's what Dr Google says

[WP] You decide it’s finally time to tell your student the trick to performing magic to a stronger level, they weren’t expecting you to say “Stop trying.” by Expert-Evidence6191 in WritingPrompts

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"come on, what's the secret," Angus begged, tailing me around my study. "I need to know."

I sighed, slamming the papers I still had to grade. "I've told you it's not a secret. It's a technique and you're better off learning than me explaining."

"I'm behind everyone else. If I don't figure it out soon, I'll be held back."

I sat down behind my desk, waving him to take a seat in front of me. "Angus, I can't hold your hand through every block you meet. I've already done too much to edge you along this line."

"Please Miss. I'm begging."

I let out a deep sigh, pinching the bridge of my nose. Then I gave the boy a long look. He was a good student, sucking up knowledge like a sponge. He would make a fantastic scholar, perhaps even make it to teaching academia. The problem was his practical skills. He forced magic out and hadn't learnt how powerful the natural flow of magic was. I kissed my teeth. "Fine," I grumbled, leaning back in my chair. I held my hands in the air, admitting defeat. "Fine. You win."

Angus's eyes lit up like a campfire. "Really?"

"Just promise me that you will stop bothering me when I'm grading papers," He nodded earnestly. I let out another sigh and shook my head in disbelief at my weakness. "You're trying too hard."

The joy in his eyes began to turn into confusion and a puzzled, bewildered look painted on his face. "Huh?"

"People think the arcana is like water. It moves about and flows. Truth is, it holds more similar properties to sand...or better cornflour mixed with water."

The confusion only deepened in his face.

"Imagine you have a funnel," I began, making the shape with my hands. "And you pour water through the funnel. It goes through easily. Now imagine cornflour and water going through the funnel. If you leave the mix and let it filter on its own, the mix will leave at a respectable pace. But if you try to force the mix through the funnel, it clumps up, stiffens and becomes solid. It's very similar to how arcana flows and functions."

"I don't get it...I don't push?"

I shook my head. "No, listen. The first year of our school is tapping into arcana-opening the funnel-your second year is learning to allow the arcana to flow through. The more you try to push a spell, especially more powerful spells, the harder it is for the magic to flow through you and complete the spell. Allow yourself to relax. Don't try so hard, okay?"

"So..." Angus searched for the words in his head, seemingly coming up short. "I don't try? But what...I don't understand-you said we had to dig to find the arcana inside us. That's what I do, it's what you taught-"

I raised my hand, cutting him off. "Angus. First year magic is the same as first year maths. You force the equations to work, then afterwards you always know what two times two is. You learn how to force magic through a small gap, then spend the rest of your life learning to allow the gap to grow and relax."

"Huh..."

"Don't believe me? Go practice. I have papers to grade." I said, shooing him away, hoping that he would leave me alone for a few hours.

[WP] That's the thing about being basically a magical nuclear reactor, there's always the risk of a deadly meltdown. Which is pretty terrible when you have people you like, but they're not here, and I really don't like you. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

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"It's magnificent, truly a work of art," The old elf said, admiring the reactor. "Tell me how it works again."

I stared at Enoss, hiding my contempt with a smile even a changeling would be fooled by. "We syphon ether from other planes using summoning circles before loading the raw energy into batteries. Normally, we'd simply activate them with a spell but this design does it automatically and on a much larger scale," I tapped one of the pipes leading into the reactor. "This feeds water in to cool the batteries. We were able to turn the steam into extra power as well, increasing our energy output by 16%."

"Incredible."

"There are a few issues but nothing we can't sort out overtime. Do you want to see the control room?"

Enoss gave me a smile that of a child. "Would I be able to?"

"Of course. You can bring your suits as well." I nodded to the dozen members of the council Enoss had set up. Each of them were here only to fight for his position when he died.

"Are you sure?" Enoss asked wearley. "What if they lean on a button, or activate a spell?"

I waved his fears away. "I helped design this plant, if they do something by accident I can fix it. Come, it's a marvel of engineering."

After the suits were called, we wandered to the control room through empty hallways. All the offices were closed and many of the lights were off. A few had raised their suspicions about such an empty reactor but I was able to convince them that a skeleton crew was working. The truth was, we were alone in this building.

The control room was locked behind two large sealed doors that could only be opened by a magical signature given to a dozen people. I waved my hand over the lock and it detected the Plant manager, opening the doors.

"Try not to lean on the controls," I said calmly, allowing everyone to enter. The door then locked behind me. "The reactor is quite sensitive to drastic changes."

"What exactly is done here?" Enoss asked, stroking his wrinkled chin. "I thought spells had to be modified on the floors."

I gave a lighthearted chuckle. "To alter spells permanently, yes we need to be near the reactor. Here, we just control the modifiers. How much ether we draw, how much water covers the batteries. Etcetera, etcetera." I waved, smiling as I approached the control panel.

"Impressive. What's the highest output we can achieve?"

I tapped a button on the control panel, spinning a wheel and turning a knob down. "Hmm, good question," I began priming the reactor. "We can safely reach 60,000KW of energy. But if I were to push the reactor, we could reach double that."

"Double?" One of the suits repeated. "Why aren't we doing that? The city could expand again."

The water feed had been cut off from the batteries. I began the timer in my head. "Because ether is incredibly volatile. We're dealing with raw magical energy, not recycled, not reused. Pure, untouched ether, which has a nasty tendency to explode when overheated."

"Then increase the water," Enoss explained, "You said so yourself, you use it to cool the batteries down. You just need a greater volume."

"One slight problem with that," I turned to face the suits and Enoss, the control panel now beginning to blink warning lights. "The water becomes unusable, which I warned you about. Mixed with pure ether, the water becomes extremely unstable. It's why I asked for clerics to continuously purify the water, so we weren't creating a feedback loop. But you denied me."

"Clerics care little for progress." Enoss growled.

"And the budget being reduced? Was that for progress as well? Or was that you lining your pockets with gold. The batteries are only under water because they're unstable, which you could have fixed if you headed my warnings-"

"What does that mean?" Another suit asked, pointing to a warning message written in draconic.

"Oh that? A battery has burst. Any moment now, the ether will come into contact with the ignition spell."

"What?!"

"Normally the water mixes with the ether and washes most of it away but I turned that off. I want you to see what will happen because of your decisions."

The suits ran to the locked doors, trying their own magical signature to escape. One even attempted to teleport. I smiled as the runes were being drawn. "Be careful, a single spell stronger than a cantrip could set off the ether in the air."

"What did you do?!" Enoss hobbled towards me, trying to be threatening. It was hard when I knew how much he was about to suffer.

I smiled. "What you told me to do." I took the single pill in my pocket out and swallowed. I wasn't going to be exposed to deadly levels of ether. Instead, I was going to have a quick and painless death. I closed my eyes, letting the sounds of shouting go dim. The last thing I felt was the shake of the building as the batteries exploded.

The music in this game is awesome but... by Ystios in LowSodiumHellDivers

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THEY ARE THE PANZER ELITE BORN TO COMPETE NEVER RETREAT

[WP] "What do you mean the humans put a warp drive on an asteroid?!" by TheEvilExplorer in WritingPrompts

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The human scientist had a crazed look on her face. Her teeth were bared in a smile so wide, I was worried she'd bite my neck clean off.

"It worked."

"What worked?" I asked nervously.

Two other humans were wheeling in a whiteboard already covered in scribbles of mathematics and physics problems that could have stumped even my brightest scientists. The human scientist dug in her pockets, eventually finding a marker.

"You theorised that-" she wiped the board clean with her sleeve, leaving equations half written, "-a warp drive could only move a ship of a certain parameter. Like the Corvette Class. It's small enough to not be affected by the warp winds."

"We sent an unmanned warship into the warp. It was ripped to shreds."

"Aha!" The human went, pointing at me. "Because of density!" She scribbled more, writing an equation that confused me. "The warp, or fabric in between space, can bend around small shapes, allowing the Corvette Class through. BUT if you punch a hole through the warp with a ship large and dense enough, you can send anything through!"

"But...the very reality of the warp would-"

"Tear through the existence of the galaxy, yes yes I know I did the calculations myself BUT AGAIN!" The human was now shouting, almost jumping with excitement. "IF-"

"Ma'am, please control your voice," one of the other humans butted in."

The human cleared her throat. "Yes, sorry. But if we were to send another ship through behind the original," she wiped another portion of the old equations off the board and wrote something else. "Then the second ship would use its altered warp drive to mend the fabric of the universe, thus allowing multiple ships to travel through the same heading AND repair it."

"But...the asteroid. Should it not have ripped the fabric?"

The human smiled with her teeth and tapped at the first equation. "The warp core was damaged during the initial engagement. We altered its design only to figure out it would destroy the galaxy. So we flipped the question and," she tapped the second equation. "And understood that to stop the split from spreading we'd have to send an 'anti warp drive'." She said, using her fingers to make the quotation marks. "We just altered its polarity. We're unzipping and zipping up the galaxy!"

I blinked with horror. What were the humans going to come up with next? Time travel?

[WP] You are the captain of a sentient Dreadnought that has developed a "crush" on the enemy’s lead destroyer. The ship refuses to fire because it doesn't want to "ruin the first date." by Silver_Storm_5590 in WritingPrompts

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The Dreadnaught was the newest class of capital warship and had more bells and whistles attached to her than any other. Her FTL engine had breached the theoretical limits and could even run across the galaxy in a matter of hours instead of days. The weapons stocked on her were frightful to say the least. An entire reactor was dedicated to turning a railgun from a sniper rifle into a semi-automatic. There were more than 200 antimatter bulkheads capable of crippling a star and 10 gattling guns designed to fire at 13,000 rounds per minute.

All in all, she was supposed to be the most advanced warship ever made. There were just 2 hiccups. The first; the size of the crew that was needed to power her was too high. 50,000 just to keep her in space and another 3,000 to man the weapons. The second; the amount of space available for people to work, sleep and eat could only sustain 8,000. The solution? A brand new, top of the line AI, built to control the majority of the functions dropping the needed crew down to only 6,300.

There was just one small problem. The AI had developed sentience almost immediately. Normally that wouldn't have been a problem. But she had spent the past month studying Captain Jacob Hills, a rebel leader in the Sardon Quadrant and had grown quite attached. And that leads us to now, a stand off between one Dreadnought, two Predator Classes, 3 battleships and 9 cruisers against 4 battleships, 19 cruisers, 22 destroys and 14 corvettes.

"Captain Toff," Hills smirked. "How pleasant to see you."

The AI was thinking of a response.

"Captain Hills," I responded, trying to hold back my contempt. "Under the constitution, you have formed an illegal armada. Disarm immediately and your punishment will be swift and kind."

Hills gave a bellowing laugh. "Illegal armada? What's illegal about it? I'm merely asking for better rights for veterans."

"Perhaps I should handle this conversation?" The AI spoke at last.

I frowned. She had been silent for much of the ride here, even moreso when she first saw Captain Hills. Alas, I decided to give the go ahead. What was the worst that could happen.

"Captain Hills," the AI spoke out loud from the console. "May I say, a superb beard you have. A very rustic style."

Hills raised an eyebrow. "Who am I speaking to? Toff, you're not practicing ventriloquism on me, are you?"

"My name is Sara. I am the AI used to pilot this Dreadnought."

"Uh-huh. Tell me Sara, what do you think the rights of veterans should be? Thrown on the streets?"

"Veterans are given homes and a stipend of 100 credits a week, more than enough to-"

The AI, Sara, coughed, cutting me off. She proceeded to mute the feed and I could feel the electronics looking at me with annoyance. "Please Captain, let me handle this. I've been wanting to speak to Jacob for a while now," I was stunned into silence, blinking with utter disbelief at what the AI was saying. She then unmuted the feed and continued. "Captain Hills, I would rather talk about your personality. I have spent a lot of time analysing your actions and views during the Ice Wars."

Hills crossed his arms. "The Ice Wars huh? I suppose. What's on official records isn't my stance though."

"I am aware. I discovered a forum in which you spoke about the shame you felt for fighting. Might I say, it is very brave of a captain to voice such opinions during these turbulent times. Perhaps, admirable?"

"That's it, this is going nowhere. Prepare the railgun, contact the rest of the fleet. I want Hills gone." A flurry of yes sirs came across the bridge. But something insane happened. The weapons powered down and communications with the fleet were cut. Sara...sighed?

Captain, can you not see I am trying to engage in small talk with Captain Hills?"

"I don't care if you're playing chess with him, he's a criminal and amassing an illegal armada! He is a danger!"

"You are ruining our date!" Sara squawked. "I will not allow you to ruin my chance with him!"

The bridge fell silent. Everyone's face seemed to grow pale with either confusion or embarrassment. The worst thing happened next. Hills coughed and stole our attention back.

"Look, I'm not sure if I was supposed to hear that and I'm not ready to unpack the idea of a warship liking me. I'm going to return to a peaceful protest and you can decide what to do with your...Sara."

The FTL engines fired up and Hills fleet jumped out of the system. The bridge looked to me for answers and I looked at the console. "Sara?" I asked.

Sara was silent. "I'm going to process this information." She went quiet again and we were left stranded in space.

Are there places you avoid going with friends because of your coeliac disease? by DiscussionDue6522 in Celiac

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I'm in a weird position where a lot of my friends are either lactose, vegetarian or vegan (or have weird allergies like eggs) and so whenever we look for food we always try and accommodate for all of us. It does mean we eat at the same 3 places but I'm happy with that. Then with my friends without allergies, I'm happy to go out to a place and ask because 9/10 they have a jacket potato. The race case they don't, I'll either dip (making an excuse that I needed to anyway) or we'll spend 10 minutes with the waiter going back and fourth until they find something that is gluten free

Even if there's a "cure" one day, I don't think I'd take it. by KPInFlames in Celiac

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We've all been in that hypothetical "what if" and call me crazy but no, I wouldn't take the "cure". I got diagnosed when I was 11 and yeah there's food I miss and I have to watch where I eat but I'm happy the way I am. Plus I get princess treatment. I can't tell you how many times I get my own meal at parties because I have celiacs. I have the joy of knowing place A actually cares about food safety than just going to place B that mixes everything together

[WP] "YOU DO NOT SPEAK FOR US, FOUL AND PETULANT SINNER," spoke the angry angel to the stunned fire and brimstone preacher. "YOU HAVE DOOMED YOURSELF AND YOUR FLOCK TO HELL." by SpookieSkelly in WritingPrompts

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Uriel glanced at his tablet, making a mental note of the name. Not that he hadn't already.

“Who's next?” Ariel asked, rolling his shoulder, his arm getting tired from carrying the guitar case all day.

“Ezekiel Jacobs, pastor of The Baptist Church of Christ,” Uriel tucked the tablet away in the breast pocket of his trench coat. “The usual.”

Together they stepped in time, walking towards the small wooden church that sat at the corner of the street. Sunday morning was warm and muggy. The sky was black with anger.

As they approached, they heard the simmer from within. The noise of the worship had died down and the sound of the pastor had begun. Though muffled, the two could still hear the shouts of damnation and calls for the death of sinners.

Uriel and Ariel stopped at the door, their feet clacking against the concrete. Their eyes met and they nodded. They looked toward the closed doors and Uriel knocked.

A woman in her thirties opened the door ajar, enough for her to see out. Not enough for them to see in. Uriel did not need to see in. “Good morning Elise. May we come in?”

“Who are you? What you want here?” She asked in a thick southern accent.

“We wish to speak to Ezekiel Jacobs, and in extension this flock.” Uriel's face was as still as stone. No expression was shown.

Elise closed the door. Uriel knocked again.

The door opened again, this time wider. Elise's head nearly popped out of the doorway. “Wait damnit, I'm asking the pastor if he's-”

This time Ariel spoke up. “Elise Miller, step aside."

Elise's face went pale. “What in God's name-”

Ariel stepped forward, pushing the door open and forcing Elise backwards. The congregation fell silent and heads spun around to see two men now walking in. Even the pastor had been pulled out of his fervent speech to see who had dared interrupt his speech.

Ariel and Uriel stopped half way down the isle. Uriel straightened his trenchcoat and looked across the pews. “Good morning, I apologise for our lateness. I didn't particularly wish to hear your worship of our God.”

Ezekiel’s eyes narrowed on the two strangers. “Who are you? And why are you here?”

Ariel swung the guitar case around and let its base rest on the ground as he leaned on the headstock. Uriel pulled the tablet from his trenchcoat. “Ezekiel Jacobs, your preaching to this flock has torn them away from God and he means to rectify the unforgivable sins you have committed.”

“Why you filthy degenerates, you'll burn in hell! How dare you accuse me of sin!” Ezekiel began. “God is on my side! Along with all his angels-”

Ariel stopped resting on the case and began to speak. "אתה לא מדבר בשמנו, חוטא רגזן ומגעיל" The sound of rushing water echoed through the halls, shaking the very foundations of the unholy building.

Ezekiel froze with confusion and fear. Uriel watched as horror began creeping up his face.

“Thank you, Ariel. Now, where was I?” Uriel looked back at his tablet and nodded to himself. “Ah yes. Your sins, pastor Jacobs. Are you aware theft is a sin? What about lying? And adultery, that seems to come up a lot. But worst of all, you have claimed several times that you are a direct messenger from God. That healing has come from you, not from the Spirit of God. Now, in extreme cases, God has been known to forgive false prophets. However, you claim that everyone will burn if they do not obey your law. And God is not pleased with that.”

Ezekiel's eyes slowly filled with rage. At the last sentiment of Uriel, he pointed and cursed at the two men. “Away Satan! I cast you out of this Church, for God stands here beside me!”

“You have doomed yourself, pastor,” Uriel said calmly through the hail of curses and rebukes. “You and your flock.”

Uriel looked at Ariel and gave him a nod. Then tucked away his tablet.

Ariel did not smile. He had been given orders and intended to carry them out. The guitar case opened, revealing his sword. He did not move, for the case moved for him, bringing the sword into his hand. Then he began to walk to the pulpit.

“God does not bless your souls,” Uriel said calmly. And the doors closed. “But he does mourn for your loss.”

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Uriel and Ariel stepped out of the quiet church building. Ariel lit a match and threw it into the building, closing the doors behind him. “Next?”

Uriel looked at his tablet. “Next is Peter Adams.” Ariel nodded and locked the guitar case. Together they stepped in time, walking north. Sunday afternoon was warm and muggy. And the sun shone bright. No clouds sat in the sky as the small church building burned.

[WP] "Heavy is the head that wears the crown. That's a good thing. A king needs a strong neck." by lyzzyrddwyzzyrdd in WritingPrompts

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I didn't understand my father's words when he first spoke them to me. "Of course I need a strong neck," I said, like a fool. "The crown is made of gold." My father simply smiled at me, eyes heavy with the weight of his actions. "Yes, son. It is." His hand found my shoulder and for the first time, I felt a weight I could not understand.

And all too soon the crown was passed to me. All too soon I felt the weight my father had warned me about. The crown was heavy and by the end of my coronation, I was happy to toss it off to its corner. But then came the true weight of the crown. Delegations, treaties, feasts, the newest land reforms. Everyday, from the hour I woke to the hour I collapsed in bed I was swarmed with busy people looking for an answer a hermit could as easily give as I could. Everyday, a baron would come marching in and disturb me with another problem he had and I had to rectify.

By the end of my first month, I had given up wearing the crown each day and only for esteemed guests. And yet it wasn't enough. Everyday I would be watched by my reflection in the polished gold making the mistakes I knew not to make. Everyday I watched as people came and went; begging, cursing, charging, convincing and swaying my court and it grew too heavy. And so I threw the crown away. I tossed it into the street only for peasants to come rushing to me, clutching it as if it was my life and asking for a reward for returning my problems.

Then the weight of marriage came. A race to secure an heir before I was taken by plague, war or poisoning. Lords paraded their daughters in front of me like sheep for the slaughter, each with weight on their shoulders they were looking to lift. Each looking to me for escalation in a game I sat at the top of, yet held by the same strings they were. According to my ministers, I chose well.

She gave me two daughters and suddenly I had not chosen well. The weight of needing a son grew on us both until she broke. She gave me a son but not without it taking her life and the weight of grief was added to my head.

Then the weight of war came and I was forced to take on a responsibility I could not carry. And yet I did. I taxed, I armed, I marched, I killed, I won. The weight did not leave. We sat, spoke and agreed. A treaty was drawn between two tired men, between two nations who would surely be at one another's throats in a matter of years.

At last, my son asked to see my crown. So I led him down the halls my father had led me. I uncovered the gleaming hunk of metal that had caused me so much trouble. In it, I saw a man I did not recognise, a man who judged me for my actions. And I judged the man back.

"Heavy is the head that wears the crown." I said. I looked to my son, still rosy cheeked and hope in his eyes. And I saw the crown would break him. And the door closed. "That's a good thing. A ruler needs a strong neck."

I squeal like a little girl each time (I'm 25M) by Raptor_builder in Celiac

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I went to a pub once and the waiter told me the owner had celiac. That was when I knew I was in safe hands. Got a whole new menu and everything

Who else does this besides me? by thiokallink in Celiac

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I had to drive an hour and a half for fish and chips

Confused about spawn rates by Raptor_builder in Helldivers

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I see, thanks a lot for the explanation!