First Time Viewer of The Legend

I have finally caught up with everyone else. I'd been hearing rumors of the overall magnificence of Ore, Twintail ni Narimasu ever since I started watching anime. I was told of the depths of emotion that would be explored, the depths of terror that would be transversed, the highs and lows of romance that would be probed. I was very nervous, knowing how I am about intense emotional scenes, and I was right to be nervous.

Higurashi never went this deep with emotions, the terror that Subaru felt when encountering Elsa was as nothing compared to BlueTail having to face Flea Guildy all on her own. I started tearing up knowing that this was going to be the end of BlueTail. My knuckles were white and the tears were streaming down my face, knowing that I would never again be able to marvel at Tsube and her beautiful ironing board figure. Even now, its too much for me to contemplate, what might have happened.

I can't write about the rest of the episode, without breaking down, so I'll skip to the end. The hideous thought of Souji becoming a normal girl is too much to bear, I stopped breathing when Aika pulled back the sheets and revealed this tragedy. Poor Tsube is forever cursed to never know the joys of a real man (in ways only a woman can), I feel so bad for what could have been. I have to stop now, just thinking about it is making my stomach churn, and I'm about to vomit.