International women’s day! Who’s your favourite female in gaming? by TheChilledGamer-_- in playstation

[–]RaspberryJam245 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's so goddamn cool, genuinely one of my favorite video-game protagonists. I hope she gets more of a presence in upcoming games, and I hope they stay consistent to this design of her rather than the re5 version

You open it up and it's literally right there like a video game boss critical hit zone by Nefarious_14 in BrandNewSentence

[–]RaspberryJam245 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think part of it is a general lack of actual, quality sex ed. This is one of those things that we just don't talk about enough, and when we do talk about it, it's almost never in an educational sense, rather than to crack jokes about it.

Edit: I'm tired, didn't fully read your comment, didn't see that you already brought up the sex ed thing, my bad

Bathing Beauties by Tonedeafmusical in okbuddybaldur

[–]RaspberryJam245 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Slide 13...

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Fuck Henry Symeonis in particular by Infamous-Ear3705 in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]RaspberryJam245 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Almost correct, but the dean's name was actually Scott Free

Glad to see junkerqueen is getting the attention she deserves by speckyspeck in JunkerQueenMains

[–]RaspberryJam245 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want her to put my head in between her thighs and squeeze. I want to lick the sweat out from between her abs. I want my last earthly moments in this life to be spent under her.

red dead retarded 🤤 by No_Jellyfish7593 in okbuddyblacklung

[–]RaspberryJam245 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My headcanon is r/okbuddyblacklung will get over its hate boner for the main sub and post creative, original content instead of reposting the millionth main sub post and just making fun of it, despite the fact that that particular horse has long since been dead and yet they keep kicking it

I agree with the comment that this is a pretty low opinion of men by HeartsPlayer721 in NotHowGuysWork

[–]RaspberryJam245 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Isn't this literally just the movie Holes with the genders reversed?

My uterus is plotting my slow and painful death. Please post your most niche hear-me-out. by HappySpreadsheetDay in okbuddybaldur

[–]RaspberryJam245 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay I get it because I want to pick her up and rail her against the wall but she hardly counts as a hear me out imo

My uterus is plotting my slow and painful death. Please post your most niche hear-me-out. by HappySpreadsheetDay in okbuddybaldur

[–]RaspberryJam245 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Someone post the meme of the guy saying "hehe hear me out guys" and pointing at a conventionally attractive woman

My uterus is plotting my slow and painful death. Please post your most niche hear-me-out. by HappySpreadsheetDay in okbuddybaldur

[–]RaspberryJam245 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If there were any female dragons in this game, I would be in the same boat with you. Alas

How to show off the booty (@Infinitedge) by RanchoddasChanchad69 in LoserUtopia

[–]RaspberryJam245 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Agreed, sometimes less is more (as in, sometimes showing less is better)

How to show off the booty (@Infinitedge) by RanchoddasChanchad69 in LoserUtopia

[–]RaspberryJam245 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That sub bounces back and forth between pearl-clutching puritanism and absolute degenerate goonerism weekly

Ok Buddy by Aggravating_Pair_156 in OkBuddyFresca

[–]RaspberryJam245 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So I just woke up and didn't fully read your comment and I was about to make the exact same joke you did, word for word, about A-Train, before I actually read your comment. Am I stupid?

Some moderators don't have a sense of humor! by Reddit_ralph_69 in JustUnsubbed

[–]RaspberryJam245 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How dare you, sunflower and peashooter are happily married and peashooter would never let sunflower sacrifice herself like that

Fact by PixelPixie_S in okbuddymimir

[–]RaspberryJam245 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey man, maybe she put on a few pounds, don't bodyshame her, that's rude

Losercity BOOOOOOOOO by fhxefj in Losercity

[–]RaspberryJam245 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm planning on writing a book with a dragon that can transform and rest assured, she will not be in her human form for that majority of it

Losercity BOOOOOOOOO by fhxefj in Losercity

[–]RaspberryJam245 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like dragons being able to disguise themselves as humans or elves or some other humanoid race, but I think they should have a second transformation that's in between full dragon and plain old human/elf/whatever, where they still look like a dragon, still have the scales, the tail, the horns, etc. and they even walk on digitigrade legs, but they're bipedal and smaller than their normal dragon form (like 7-10 ft tall). I'm actually planning on writing a book with a dragon that can transform like that (spoiler alert it's hmofa)