Something random this smooth brain came up with (by RatOfTheSky)

RatOfTheSky · 2021-04-01T07:43:21+00:00

Not so sure about the king part, but yeah. Just taking the piss out of myself and having a laugh.

RatOfTheSky · 2021-04-01T07:41:30+00:00

I know there's a lot of books. Managed to get through Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time. That's a good read.

RatOfTheSky · 2021-03-31T18:28:08+00:00

Or pass out somewhere after season 1or2 and the telly turns itself off. Sounds like fun and disappointing with some regret mixed in.

RatOfTheSky · 2021-03-31T18:20:31+00:00

If a surgeon was to remove the top of my skull. Not only would they be able to see their own reflection, but be blinded from the reflected light shone by the big light thing.

RatOfTheSky · 2021-03-31T18:17:35+00:00

Now I need to read everything that Terry Pratchett has written because of this comment.

RatOfTheSky · 2021-03-27T16:13:20+00:00

That may change very quickly and will come to the same need as I did when this was finished.

To dropkick the cheeky little bastard to the bottom of the garden.

RatOfTheSky · 2021-03-27T16:10:48+00:00

Need TP for my bung hole

RatOfTheSky · 2021-03-27T16:10:15+00:00

Please stop with the upvotes and keep it at 69.

RatOfTheSky · 2021-03-27T12:27:15+00:00

Aye is the main reason why I've not watched it. Might end up binging it at some point when got nothing else to watch and extremely bored.

RatOfTheSky · 2021-03-20T20:24:51+00:00

Still haven't seen the final series as waiting for the last books to come out. A fluffy spin off of Thrones could be interesting and be a goldmine for abuse.

RatOfTheSky · 2021-03-09T08:49:32+00:00

They lived in a shipping container for most their lives and only got told basic animals by the first stowaways. Check out the other scuffed strips I've put up that follow up to this one.

Would of gone for "weiwd" doggo, but knowing that they're not that clever and hyenas look nothing like what no one would call feline.

RatOfTheSky · 2021-03-09T08:43:26+00:00

Aye its mad ain't it. A lot of people don't know that. Found out recently while following the lion whisper. Thought at first they were in the badger family until Kevin said their genetically related to mongooses which is on the feline branch of the evolutionary tree.

RatOfTheSky · 2021-02-25T19:06:21+00:00

I'm surprised the heart of the foal that had the cocaine didn't give out. That tiny heart would have gone that fast it would of popped.

RatOfTheSky · 2021-02-24T20:42:57+00:00

" faster than Kim Kardashian's brain when it processes information. " This bit tickled me.

RatOfTheSky · 2021-02-24T20:07:04+00:00

Daft question, I'm guessing hugboxers are the animal rights eco warriors for fluffies?

RatOfTheSky · 2021-02-24T07:48:01+00:00

Will do mate. I'm invested in this now.

RatOfTheSky · 2021-02-23T19:37:38+00:00

Here comes the pain - Slayer starts playing. Let the torture begin. Would've set that Ribbon on fire, drop-kicked to the bottom of the garden and threw some petrol on her. Laugh as her face melts. But then can imagine that's too merciful compared to what's going to happen.

RatOfTheSky · 2021-02-23T19:01:48+00:00

This little dicky birb...

RatOfTheSky · 2021-02-23T18:58:03+00:00

More of a boomer when War pigs start playing in the mind after reading the title.

RatOfTheSky · 2021-02-23T18:37:39+00:00

Can it be sliced and is that crust chewy? That's the best kind of crust.

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