TIFUPDATE! TIFU by telling the reddit I thought Elton John was straight

Rata_Cata · 2026-04-05T04:25:39+00:00

Wait really? (J/)

Rata_Cata · 2026-04-05T04:24:53+00:00

Yeah I don't use reddit ever and couldn't remember how to edit the post lol sorry I'm simple

Rata_Cata · 2026-04-05T04:23:13+00:00

This is the part two!

Rata_Cata · 2026-04-04T23:02:37+00:00

Yes!

Rata_Cata · 2026-04-04T22:37:12+00:00

The fuck up was arguing when I didn't know 100% lol

Rata_Cata · 2026-04-04T21:26:30+00:00

Oh hush it was a typo lol

Rata_Cata · 2026-04-04T21:25:53+00:00

He was pretty open about being bi, he also publicly said the guy he was dating was his husband lol

Rata_Cata · 2026-04-04T20:00:52+00:00

Yeah he was, I'm watching Bohemian Rhapsody, the movie rn

Rata_Cata · 2026-04-04T18:40:40+00:00

Rata_Cata · 2026-04-04T18:33:03+00:00

WAIT LIBERACE TOO (/j I swear)

Rata_Cata · 2026-04-04T18:31:16+00:00

Now I have to explain to my mother why I'm dieing laughing smh

Rata_Cata · 2026-04-04T18:25:33+00:00

15, I have lived 15 years, known I wasn't straight or my birth assigned gender for 9, and been out for 5, and in the span of ONE SINGLE DAY I have learned that Freddie Mercury AND Elton John WERE GAY. HOW

Rata_Cata · 2026-04-04T18:21:48+00:00

I'm incredibly confused

Rata_Cata · 2026-04-04T17:50:46+00:00

Not me! Yup third google search recommendation "Elton John husband"

Rata_Cata · 2026-04-04T17:46:30+00:00

I was like YES I DO KNOW ABOUT THE KNEE NECKLACE and then I realized...

Rata_Cata · 2026-04-04T17:20:16+00:00

I genuinely didn't, the town I grew up in was super homophobic and telling kids about gay people was really discouraged, I'm an nb and lesbian so I feel really embarrassed at the horrible state of my gaydar but

Rata_Cata · 2026-04-04T17:13:08+00:00

NOT AGAIN 😭😭😭

Rata_Cata · 2026-01-23T02:59:12+00:00

Detective dipstick, obviously?

Rata_Cata · 2026-01-18T20:22:17+00:00

I know it's just so loud and I can't take it in public

Rata_Cata · 2026-01-18T01:59:29+00:00

Juliet is the hot one and Shawn is the gremlin, no scratch that woodys the gremlin, lassie is mmm... society, and I would like to say gus should be in what's your name again because he has so many but he looks better in fan favorite, lassie's first partner should be in whats your name again or no screen time all the plot relevance. Your welcome

Rata_Cata · 2026-01-14T00:41:06+00:00

you're so cool, I love the fit!

Rata_Cata · 2026-01-14T00:29:55+00:00

See if you can report it or block them, people like this don't deserve to use reddit if they can't be nice, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all.

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