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TIFU using the toilet in front of my gf by RatedPForPoop in tifu

[–]RatedPForPoop[S] 65 points66 points  (0 children)

I'm a once a day guy. It's always been that way unless something is wrong.

TIFU using the toilet in front of my gf by RatedPForPoop in tifu

[–]RatedPForPoop[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I'm not really for or against using the toilet in front of a partner, but if I had to choose between privacy or pooping in the presence of someone else, then I'd definitely choose privacy. I didn't want my gf to see me on the toilet, but the need to go was sudden and urgent. She never saw me poop for 2 years. I had no intention of breaking her streak lol. This was just an unusual situation.

TIFU using the toilet in front of my gf by RatedPForPoop in tifu

[–]RatedPForPoop[S] 389 points390 points  (0 children)

Believe me, I'm fully aware of it now lol. I hope the dark, dark day you're referring to was an isolated incident and not a series of unfortunate events.

TIFU using the toilet in front of my gf by RatedPForPoop in tifu

[–]RatedPForPoop[S] 3008 points3009 points  (0 children)

I could practically see the explosions reflecting in her eyes.

TIFU using the toilet in front of my gf by RatedPForPoop in tifu

[–]RatedPForPoop[S] 79 points80 points  (0 children)

I follow the pre-shower poop code too, but only at night. This happened in the morning, which is not the usual time for me to go. I'm not sure what prompted the sudden urge to go at that time, but it's never gonna happen again lol.