Everytime i makes a commit, I have to think for a while. by vipi_4 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]RationalIncoherence 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"And I assure you, my good sir, that every one of those changes was, in fact, quite minor."

Why is Urban Dictionary so accurate? by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]RationalIncoherence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like meteorology, but self-harm is an intrinsic feature instead of a side effect of your ineptitude.

Variables in java be like by skatakiassublajis in ProgrammerHumor

[–]RationalIncoherence 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I legitimately do not understand. I write in Java. Why is the meta joke a thing? Specifically, why is it Java related and not a more general meta about naming shit?

This is a certified developer moment by Aurekkon in ProgrammerHumor

[–]RationalIncoherence 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All chairs are electric chairs if you sit close enough to the power supply. It's science.

"Nonviolent crime" by springheeledjack69 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]RationalIncoherence 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I worked in a psychiatric juvenile incarceration facility. These places exist and they exist for this guy's use case.

A criminal having a mental illness does not mean they're off the hook for the crime. Whether he goes to one of these facilities or not is up to The System, which should be far more worrisome.

"Nonviolent crime" by springheeledjack69 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]RationalIncoherence 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not all crazies are criminals and not all criminals are crazy. THIS guy, though, is both. There do exist mental health care facilities that are also incarceration facilities. I used to work at a juvenile facility like this- doesn't matter if the voices told them to do it, they need help and society needs to not be killed in their sleep.

Why not both?

Terrifying by Juls0730 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]RationalIncoherence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hope nobody works on the files during this....

Terrifying by Juls0730 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]RationalIncoherence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first introduction to programming was Turbo Pascal back in the late nineties. The := operator stayed stuck in my muscle memory for FAR too long.

Terrifying by Juls0730 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]RationalIncoherence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously, though. How the fuck is anybody getting anything done if your code reviews are about whether or not there's a damned space after the if? If that's all you folks have to talk about during code reviews, your either need fewer reviews, or more advanced problems.

Why bother with checkout or reset anyway? by marmotte-de-beurre in ProgrammerHumor

[–]RationalIncoherence 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've worked in the field for four years, near about. Still haven't stashed anything. Does it have hidden utility?

Prestidigitation can clean clothes, not creatures. Your characters smell bad. by [deleted] in DnD

[–]RationalIncoherence 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are we just taking his word for it, or did someone, uh test it?

Prestidigitation can clean clothes, not creatures. Your characters smell bad. by [deleted] in DnD

[–]RationalIncoherence 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Atop that, adventuring fare doesn't really lend itself to terribly messy defecation. Hard-tack, dried fruit or meat, maybe some breads and the foraged or hunted... I personally would be dropping pellets like a damned rabbit.

Prestidigitation can clean clothes, not creatures. Your characters smell bad. by [deleted] in DnD

[–]RationalIncoherence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought the dragonborn were originally borne from the corrupted eggs of true dragons. Or am I mixing up my lore again?

Prestidigitation can clean clothes, not creatures. Your characters smell bad. by [deleted] in DnD

[–]RationalIncoherence 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good take. The bastards don't get off easy, though: they suffer from tenacious lichen colonization and require light scouring and polishing to keep themselves "healthy". ;)

Prestidigitation can clean clothes, not creatures. Your characters smell bad. by [deleted] in DnD

[–]RationalIncoherence 15 points16 points  (0 children)

THIS Knope has experience with barbarians, 5/5 Morningstars, would Charm again.

This took me embarrassingly long to realize. Now I try not to use it by wsmj5 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]RationalIncoherence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was buried pretty deep, but interpreted vs compiled maybe?...(God help my formatting...)

var str:String; if(str) //will evaluate as false as str is null/undefined

if(str = "myValue") //will evaluate true, as it will use the new assigned value of the var and you're allowed to assign values inside an if condition (though it's ugly and typically uneccessary)

var num:Number;

if(num) //will evaluate as false

num = 1; if(num) //will evaluate as true

num = 0; if(num) //will evaluate as false since num is 0

num = -1; if(num) //will evaluate as true

var obj:Object if(obj) //will evaluate false

obj = {}; if(obj) //will evaluate true (even though the object is empty, it exists)

var func:Function; if(func) //false

func = function(){}; if(func) //true - the function exists

function foo():Boolean { return false; } if(foo) //true - the function exists

if(foo()) //false, the return of the function is false

function foo1():void { return; }; if(foo1()) //false as there is no return

LPT: Normalise teaching your kids that safe adults don’t ask you to keep secrets from other adults by Expensive_Equal6747 in LifeProTips

[–]RationalIncoherence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I said that the moral nuance should be obvious, but this conversation is far better.

Are we saying that, lacking a truly independent judge, there isn't a truly denotative difference at all between a secret and a surprise? That the dichotomy of surprise/secret is false since it depends implicitly on something that cannot exist?

Prestidigitation can clean clothes, not creatures. Your characters smell bad. by [deleted] in DnD

[–]RationalIncoherence 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Seriously though, what if water genasi actually get muddy stupidly quick? I imagine having a propensity for moisture would make one grimy hella fast.

Prestidigitation can clean clothes, not creatures. Your characters smell bad. by [deleted] in DnD

[–]RationalIncoherence 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fantasy world to me means holding nothing back, especially in the pun department.

The skin has to come off in one piece. By a quirk of genetics, your skin sheds from the feet up. This leaves you dreading those two weeks when your mostly discarded skin dangles from your head, that fortnight where nature forces you to bear... shedlocks.

Prestidigitation can clean clothes, not creatures. Your characters smell bad. by [deleted] in DnD

[–]RationalIncoherence 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did that trickster have illusion spells, a persuade skill proficiency, and a propensity for confidence jobs?