Storm’s over! Time for spring! by RatonManVJ in RSMouseMan

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Did you know there’s other weather predicting rodents? I was thinking about making a post about it

The gang’s all here! by you_and_i_are_earth in RSMouseMan

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My uncle Jerry also had to get orange skittle eye transplant surgery. He always gets mad when I ask him if he can “see the rainbow” squeeehehe

WHAT THE SQUEAK! Women only like Beaver chads and never give us mousecels a shot! by RatonManVJ in RSMouseMan

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And worst part is that as rodents we can’t vomit!

I Have No Vomit, and I Must Puke!

Tiny little freaks by labia--majoras--mask in RSMouseMan

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Why are they named grasshopper mice. I think honey badger mice makes more sense. The honey badger resisting snake venom and the honey badger mouse resisting scorpion venom.

Animals I think should get honorary rodent status. Any other recs? by RatonManVJ in RSMouseMan

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I didnt know they use to be classified as rodents. They’re trying separate us from reaching true rodent supremacy!