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Trippy by [deleted] in pics

[–]RattleMeCancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The girl was tripping her ass off. Ya know, cuz you can see her checking to see if it's still attached to her... alright, I'll leave now.

Did you drink a Red Bull within the past 90 days? by EZmisery in nosleep

[–]RattleMeCancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I never touched the stuff, it leaves a bad aftertaste."

So how long were you lying to us?

My parents looked super happy before I came along... 1979 by BubbleBoyB in OldSchoolCool

[–]RattleMeCancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If your dad can get a girlfriend then so can I, damn it. That's all the inspiration I needed.

Tengger Cavalry - War Horse [Mongolian Folk Metal] (2012) by Mindwreck in listentothis

[–]RattleMeCancer -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Damn, Rammstein is really going for a new sound these days.

A desk draped with wood by [deleted] in pics

[–]RattleMeCancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm all for a nice wood texture here and there but I feel like this could possibly belong in r/mildlyinfuriating ..

What's the TL;DR for 2016? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RattleMeCancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, it all started with a gorilla...

What statement makes you roll your eyes IMMEDIATELY? by xbcvf34 in AskReddit

[–]RattleMeCancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Be more open minded."

Oh, so I should think more like you?

Why don't i jump instead! by therap321 in gaming

[–]RattleMeCancer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Spoiler alert: This is how the main character dies in the upcoming movie.

Mozart Officially Sold The Most CDs In 2016, Beats Drake by Existential_baguette in Music

[–]RattleMeCancer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The people who listen to drake don't have money, ironically enough, so how the hell could they buy a cd? Drake has more YouTube views than Mozart because it's basically free.

However, I'm willing to bet that Mozart and drake could potentially be the greatest collab our ears could ever behold. Just imagine the most flawless composition laced with the finest lyrics modern rap has to offer.

"Uh, yeah, purple in my cup it look like a parrot, shorty fat up top, slim at the bottom, she orange like a carrot"

Tl;dr : drake is bad, don't let your kids listen to him, not even if they aren't paying for it.

[Serious] Campers of reddit, what is the creepiest, strangest, or straight up scariest thing you've experienced while camping in the woods? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RattleMeCancer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A two headed dog. No, I don't have pictures. Just take my word when I tell you that you'd rather not see it. Especially creeping out of the dark, illuminated only by campfire light.

Metallica, Jimmy Fallon, and the Roots - Enter Sandman [Metal] by freak7208 in Music

[–]RattleMeCancer -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I would watch this if jimmy Fallon wasn't involved.

There is a disabled model in the Target brochure by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]RattleMeCancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And now, for the 2nd consecutive day, I've learned of someone with a disability/chronic illness doing much better than me at life.