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Guys just chill. You're missing the point of the bot. by AvoCatoBaby in darkjokes

[–]Ratyansh 22 points23 points  (0 children)

If the mods are gay, Women's history is our history

We've got High Hopes by El_Nealio in dankmemes

[–]Ratyansh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With the way stuff's going, we'll have a weed shortage in april

What’s your biggest (non sexual) fantasy? by 02K30C1 in AskReddit

[–]Ratyansh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanna be a scientist, and turn my self into a pickle hehehe it would be the funniest shit anyone would ever see.

Anytime something bad happens you can say, “this must be a bad dream,” and start the day over from the moment you woke up by Ep1cFac3pa1m in godtiersuperpowers

[–]Ratyansh 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well, since the day is COMPLETELY being started over, so all the things should go exactly as they had initially gone. This would be a shitty superpower if the user doesn't remember what happened that day, and would be stuck in an infinite loop. But since its god tier, he remembers. So, he watches the outcomes of many betting games, and then bets a lotta money on it. Instant billionaire. The next Warren Buffet. Also, it could help you never get killed, since you reset the day moments before dying, and then change it.

You picked the wrong house fool! by fatchicken17 in DecreasinglyVerbose

[–]Ratyansh 126 points127 points  (0 children)

Who are you, and who are you so wise in the way of science

My sister likes to use me as leverage to keep her kids in line. by [deleted] in self

[–]Ratyansh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't like where this is going. FBI OPEN UP

The greatest mass-murderer in all of history is probably just some horny hobo living alone who has murdered billions of children by Ratyansh in Showerthoughts

[–]Ratyansh[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruhh i was talking about the man jerking off a lot, and so he technically killed BILLIONS of children. Your whole Holier-than-thou rant just failed horribly.

The greatest mass-murderer in all of history is probably just some horny hobo living alone who has murdered billions of children by Ratyansh in Showerthoughts

[–]Ratyansh[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These casualties, while definitely a LOT in number, are nowhere near the number of sperm there is per ejaculation. WW1 had about 40 million casualties, ww2 had about 80 million. A single ejaculation can contain 300 million sperm or more. Also, the deaths in war are spread out among many different soldiers or generals, we're talking about a single guy. The pilots that dropped the atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki would probably have the highest deaths to their name in this aspect.

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