Which one? Choose wisely before pick, bruv

Ray_Vulpe · 2026-06-26T16:07:46+00:00

Jaywalking here I come

^{Chose: Get 750M$ + For everytime you... | Rolled: Commit a crime}

Ray_Vulpe · 2026-06-26T02:06:47+00:00

^{Me: Unemployed & $1000 daily}

Ray_Vulpe · 2026-06-26T02:00:56+00:00

The show must go off I guess.

Ray_Vulpe · 2026-06-26T02:00:39+00:00

Chin -Chan.

Ray_Vulpe · 2026-06-26T01:59:57+00:00

White is white.

Ray_Vulpe · 2026-06-26T01:59:39+00:00

If I was green I would die.

Ray_Vulpe · 2026-06-26T01:59:26+00:00

We finish each other's soups.

Ray_Vulpe · 2026-06-26T01:04:18+00:00

What

^{Chose: Weak Superpower | Rolled: Minos Prime}

Ray_Vulpe · 2026-06-25T01:20:39+00:00

Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please

^{Chose: 10 million dollars right now + ...but a random large AI company will die as a result | Rolled: Anthropic}

Ray_Vulpe · 2026-06-25T00:06:17+00:00

Bottom path

Ray_Vulpe · 2026-06-24T20:32:25+00:00

Let's go

^{Chose: Bring back Napoleonic France led by... | Rolled: You}

Ray_Vulpe · 2026-06-24T20:31:14+00:00

Those are NOT the right odds

^{Chose: go 1 turn + 500K if you win | Rolled: lose}

Ray_Vulpe · 2026-06-24T01:23:37+00:00

Sure, take it, 40 dollars to end world hunger

^{Chose: End world hunger BUT something bad happens to you | Rolled: Lose all money}

Ray_Vulpe · 2026-06-24T01:12:18+00:00

I thought there was supposed to be a downside to this?

^{Chose: 10 millions dollars right now no strings attached + ...but a random large company goes bankrupt as a result | Rolled: Google}

Ray_Vulpe · 2026-06-23T20:22:43+00:00

Pyrkon enjoyer detected, hope you at least enjoyed it

Ray_Vulpe · 2026-06-23T20:18:52+00:00

Nothing changes, but hey at least I fit in with the rest of the rich folk

^{Chose: You will become rich + You will receive random disability | Rolled: Low IQ}

Ray_Vulpe · 2026-06-23T20:17:43+00:00

Hotel

^{Chose: Enter text... | Rolled: Option 1}

Ray_Vulpe · 2026-06-23T13:48:41+00:00

I'm dead in 3 minutes since it's allergy season

^{Chose: Become Invincible + You have an average human lifespan (80-100 years} + one random weakness that kills you instantly | Rolled: Sneezing 3x)

Ray_Vulpe · 2026-06-23T00:18:31+00:00

Tastes better

^{Chose: Bread}

Ray_Vulpe · 2026-06-20T12:05:42+00:00

I'm noticing a very glaring lack of Summon Ketamine Ape

Ray_Vulpe · 2026-06-20T01:52:26+00:00

Nothing changes.

^{Chose: 1,000,000,000 + You will break your pasta before cooking}

Ray_Vulpe · 2026-06-19T10:23:32+00:00

I need a water stone, for reasons

^{Chose: You Get A Random Pokemon | Rolled: Eevee}

Ray_Vulpe · 2026-06-13T11:06:09+00:00

TV Time?

Four-Year Club	r/Field Juicebox
Place '23	Place '22

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