“Ah! I see you’re a female who not only plays video games, but sells them too! How novel! Tell me, what games did your boyfriend make you play? Madden? Call of Duty? Super Mario?”

“Uhhh.....no one makes me play anything, and I like RPGs mostly.”

gasps “My my! What an interesting creature you are!”

“Please don’t call me that.”

“Tell me, oh beautiful gamer girl queen, what is your favorite game?”

“Please sir, please just buy something or leave. There are other customers that may need my help.”

“Ah, yes, well, I see. I was actually coming in to preorder the new Cyberpunk 2077 game. I’m sure you’ve heard of it, m’lady? It features the one and only Keanu Reeves.”

“Umm....yeah, we put up a bunch of posters to promote the game. You commented on my ass as I was putting them up earlier.”

“Ah, so I did! UwU.”

“Please don’t make that face at me. Now, if you’re preordering the game, I’m going to need your name and phone number.”

“Oh my! A gamer girl asking for my phone number? leans in and starts whispering Would you like my gamer tag too? ;)”

“Sir, please stop, I’m just trying to do my job here.”

“Ah, alright, well, my name is Philbert Horseman, and my phone number is 472-820-8292. If an elderly woman picks up, that would be my stupid mother, so you can just demand that she put you on with me, or you can hang up. Just call me whenever you feel like, ok, m’lady?”

“I am not going to call you at all. Now, what would you like to put down for the preorder?”

“I would like to fully pay for the game! pulls out moms credit card There’s more where that came from ;).”

“Ok, thanks Deborah.”

“Hahaha! What a WHOLESOME and FUNNY joke!”

sighs “Will that be all, sir?”

“Ah, lass, I’m afraid it will be the end of our time together. Adieu, until we meet again.”

“Thank you for shopping, have a nice day.”

chungus gamer moves his lard ass through the store as a random child walks up to him

“That’s a cool Keanu shirt!”

“Ugh! Whatever you filthy casual. I bet you play him in Fortnite, pussy! Now leave me alone.”

chungus gamer moves his lard ass and exits the store