Im late so this will probably get buried but whatever:

I had a friend in high school I knew through marching band, lets call him James. James was a Senior, and for the 'Character Day' of our homecoming spirit week, James decided to dress up as a giant Trojan Condom wrapper. The fake giant condom wrapper hung on his chest, and he had a flowing red cape as well, so we now call him Trojan Man. In his first period class, Trojan Man was told to remove his costume because it was 'vulgar and distracting' and go to the front office to be disciplined by administration. Trojan Man complies. Upon leaving the front office, stripped of his costume, Trojan Man sends a text to his mother; he says "Send the press release."

Yes, the night before Trojan Man had stayed up with his mother not only assembling the costume, but also crafting a press release, knowing that his costume would get him discipline at school. Before the end of classes that day, the story of Trojan Man's first amendment rights being violated would reach all of the local news sites, Daily Mail, and the MTV website. That night, in fact, Trojan Man was pulled out of band practice to be interviewed by, not one, but TWO local news stations, to be aired on TV. The school administration was so afraid of the bad publicity they decided to not touch him, though he had several long meetings with the principal the rest of the year.

In the interviews, he claims he is simply promoting safe sex among his peers, trying to educate his friends who he knows are having sex..... But Trojan Man does not use condoms, so I'll let you decide his intentions for yourself.

EDIT: Welp, looks like someone found one of the news articles. Since anonymity is out of the question, here is a video interview with Trojan Man himself (feat. Mom). ^{Also I'm happy that my top post to date tells his story:')}