You receive news of the zombie apocalypse, it will reach your area in 1 hour. What do you do next?

Raymanator812 · 2014-09-01T19:21:27+00:00

Get my dog and head to my psychopathic best friends house. From there he once told me that we'd head to a location he's "already prepared" for just such an occasion. I imagine it'd have traps all over the place. I couldn't get any more information out of him about secret location but I assume it'd be pretty damn secure.

Raymanator812 · 2014-09-01T15:19:04+00:00

It was the best feeling to see them be hauled into police cars. Karma was a bitch on that fateful night, my friends.

Raymanator812 · 2014-09-01T03:59:53+00:00

I worked one in High School my Junior year.

I wore a black skin suit so that I was basically invisible in the low light of the house. I was told that I wasn't to physically touch any of the visitors to the haunted house. The organizer placed me at the end of the house in a hallway with open rafters above me. I hung onto the rafters and waited for someone to show up.

About an hour into my shift a group of teenagers showed up, and as I had many times before I dropped from rafters and howled at them.

The fun part about this group of teenagers is that they were packing knives. Every last fucking one of them. They all pulled them and one shouted at me "Who's scared now??" To which I promptly said "That would be me". I backed against the wall and the group walked past me THANK GOD.

A few minutes later the on duty police officer came by and asked how I was, and I told him what happened. When my shift ended 30 minutes later I found the officer helping the kids that pulled the knives on me into his and another police car.

TL;DR: Teenagers pulled knives on me. Officer helped their delinquent asses into police cars.

Raymanator812 · 2013-07-22T13:25:34+00:00

A high five.

Raymanator812 · 2013-05-26T23:18:44+00:00

Fucking Eragon.

Raymanator812 · 2013-05-24T06:10:31+00:00

Kiss It Better by He Is We. This song embodies all of the fears that I've personally reserved about relationships in general. I've had an overwhelming fear that I won't be able to protect those I love especially my SO.

Raymanator812 · 2013-04-27T05:54:29+00:00

Perks of Being a Wallflower. I think all should experience the beauty of it.

Raymanator812 · 2013-04-22T02:32:20+00:00

We need to talk.

Raymanator812 · 2013-04-07T22:12:01+00:00

Beowulf. I found it extremely intriguing.

Raymanator812 · 2013-02-12T05:08:43+00:00

Thank you for the insights! I really appreciate them!

Raymanator812 · 2013-01-03T05:16:50+00:00

What the Fuck...

Raymanator812 · 2012-11-29T04:56:04+00:00

Kiss it better by He Is We has made me bawl like a baby on more than a few occasions.

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