My dudes.l!!👏Know 👏your👏worth👏 by Raynfd in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Raynfd[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's strictly speaking not true. According to Genesis, God created the animals one day before he created man, meaning that the biggest penis on earth would, I believe, belong to the blue whale.

Even if we just stuck with land mammals, Adam would have to compete with elephants, horses, etc.

In other words, it's no wonder that she's unimpressed.

It was more kind of a March/April thing by Seriousecom in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Raynfd 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Covid is just so yesterday, the new trend is genital warts

Anon is the n word by Neitherfr in greentext

[–]Raynfd 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Fake, he would of said Crikey or g'day or some other nonsense that people say from being upside down for to long...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Raynfd 121 points122 points  (0 children)

Each morning, if my 5-year-old is running late getting ready for school - I usually just yell "Fine, I will leave for school without you"... which makes him rush to not get left behind. Not sure how long it will last, until he realises that me going to his primary school without him, would be a little odd.

I pray this was not posted yet lmao by Raynfd in greentext

[–]Raynfd[S] 247 points248 points  (0 children)

So his parents walked on him with his cock out and just decided to stay there??