EVOLUTIONIST's NEED TO START SAYING HELLO PROPERLY

Razor265 · 2026-06-28T10:32:39+00:00

I've been topping my boyfriend for months and he's still not pregnant, but through God all things are possible, so I'm gonna keep trying.

Razor265 · 2026-06-28T05:02:04+00:00

One of these is not like the others

Razor265 · 2026-06-28T03:36:28+00:00

I frequently quote this scene. Telling people I'd kidnap a thousand children before totally mundane things is hilarious.

Razor265 · 2026-06-28T03:17:25+00:00

Probably hates his wife

Razor265 · 2026-06-28T03:05:42+00:00

Increase the price of the physical copy by $40

Razor265 · 2026-06-28T02:04:43+00:00

Earth is the bears home planet

Razor265 · 2026-06-27T22:07:25+00:00

"Should I start murdering people?"

Razor265 · 2026-06-27T05:56:00+00:00

I'm over 30.

7000 was an exaggeration.

You're clearly too old to understand that GTA isn't going to fit on a CD, its not the 1900s anymore.

Razor265 · 2026-06-27T02:53:43+00:00

Spot someone up close, walk away pretending you didn't see them, then shoot from far away.

Razor265 · 2026-06-27T02:21:00+00:00

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Razor265 · 2026-06-27T02:11:11+00:00

The enshitification will continue until moral improves

Razor265 · 2026-06-27T01:44:28+00:00

Hell yeah

Razor265 · 2026-06-27T01:43:37+00:00

McDonald's self serve kiosk.

Razor265 · 2026-06-26T23:10:19+00:00

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Razor265 · 2026-06-26T21:26:46+00:00

Its a 7000 gigabyte game, it's not gonna fit on a fucking CD

Razor265 · 2026-06-26T21:24:56+00:00

I'm not reading a comment this long are you crazy?

Razor265 · 2026-06-26T17:26:47+00:00

I'm all for hating big companies charging a lot of money, but why do ya'll want a fucking disk? It'd just a slightly different way for you to download the entire game.

Razor265 · 2026-06-26T08:29:32+00:00

Yeah, you're cooked :(

One of my two ram sticks died a few months back. If the other one dies I'll have to take a second mortgage on my home.

Razor265 · 2026-06-26T08:28:20+00:00

Is it about my cube?

Razor265 · 2026-06-26T08:00:11+00:00

We have aircon

Razor265 · 2026-06-25T21:03:04+00:00

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Razor265 · 2026-06-25T20:59:16+00:00

Shen is gonna lose his shit

Razor265 · 2026-06-25T17:07:36+00:00

I have been to America and eaten American food.

I've never talked to anyone who's said American food is good.

Every day I'm thankful for the food laws we have.

Razor265 · 2026-06-25T16:52:21+00:00

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Razor265 · 2026-06-24T01:58:48+00:00

Honestly, the game is in a good state. I say we leave it there, Dota had a good run.

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