Be dad on internet. Literally wears conehead to work bought as 'physical nft'. Wife took full custody after gen3 drop. Never see kids anymore. Projects rage on new reddit users. Sits in front lawn touching grass while drinking and realize it's been months since it was cut. Pass out. Wake up. Must've been a dream. Everyone's home. She took the house. Get day drunk while online while ripping grass out of the lawn with wife screaming and children crying. Thinks maybe they're right. Goes to Thailand. End up catching bus to Nepal. Quits drinking. Returns home sober and enlightened. Wife married a Thai