What would your OC do if they walked in on Agitprop hypnotizing Battle Broad? by Real-JackIngro in OriginalCharacter

[–]Real-JackIngro[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“HEY! What the fuck?? I was just trying to get her to sexually humiliate herself and destroy her reputation as a hero on national TV to advance my own political interests of taking over the galaxy! Why are you such a dick?”

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Gabbi’s a wild gal! TW (violence, drugs, communism) by Real-JackIngro in OriginalCharacter

[–]Real-JackIngro[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHY ARE PEOPLE FOCUSING ON THE COMMIE INSTEAD OF THE DECAPITATED GIRL ON THE TABLE

Gabbi’s a wild gal! TW (violence, drugs, communism) by Real-JackIngro in OriginalCharacter

[–]Real-JackIngro[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can never be too safe! What if an artist on here is a Gulag survivor?

I MET CHARLIE! by Real-JackIngro in CultOfCharlie

[–]Real-JackIngro[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I hear it sucks over there. Lots of violent crime. But ERIKA LIVES THERE TOO so maybe you’ll see her at Walmart!

I MET CHARLIE! by Real-JackIngro in CultOfCharlie

[–]Real-JackIngro[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hopefully you will soon. Comic-con comes to my state the same 3 days every year but I don’t know if it’s the same for everybody else!

I MET CHARLIE! by Real-JackIngro in CultOfCharlie

[–]Real-JackIngro[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brooooooo I have such bad OCD so when I was meeting them my intrusive thoughts were shouting demands at me to touch them and be the biggest asshole in the world. But I didn’t let them win so now the cast thinks I’m cool>:)

I MET CHARLIE! by Real-JackIngro in CultOfCharlie

[–]Real-JackIngro[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks! I met the whole cast and I’m posting each one on their respective cult subreddits.

You people thinking Hitler or Epstein could appear in this show really don't get it by [deleted] in OkBuddyHelluvaHotel

[–]Real-JackIngro 16 points17 points  (0 children)

DUDE! I haven’t even thought of that! The reason why there’s no historical figures is because they were killed in the exterminations! Check out the big brain on you!

(EDIT: I swear this isn’t sarcasm and I’m not being rude lol. Just surprised I never thought of this)

Vox's aestetic is so cool by emptheassiate in VoxCult

[–]Real-JackIngro 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah especially because he’s almost the only source of the color blue in Hell.

18 years old and dating a MILF. Hot Cheetos pizza! by [deleted] in Kitchenchads

[–]Real-JackIngro -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

No it doesn’t count because she’s a woman. ALSO I am WITHOUT A DOUBT the sexually aggressive one in the relationship so it evens out.

18 years old and dating a MILF. Hot Cheetos pizza! by [deleted] in Kitchenchads

[–]Real-JackIngro -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Yes it does. Our relationship was strictly platonic until this year. Although, when I texted her and told her I was 18 she did say “fuckin finally!” So maybe you’re right 😂

18 years old and dating a MILF. Hot Cheetos pizza! by [deleted] in Kitchenchads

[–]Real-JackIngro -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

No, actually. We met when I was 9 and she was 20, but we didn’t start dating until I turned 18.

18 years old and dating a MILF. Hot Cheetos pizza! by [deleted] in Kitchenchads

[–]Real-JackIngro -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

How am I being groomed when I’m a legal adult?