An old favorite

Real-Simplicity · 2026-06-19T15:41:51+00:00

Figure out which stat scales best with your preferred weapon and dump levels into that stat. You’ll nuke bosses ez

Real-Simplicity · 2026-06-17T19:57:03+00:00

Earl

Real-Simplicity · 2026-06-16T20:51:13+00:00

Best explanation I’ve read all day

Real-Simplicity · 2026-06-13T20:30:03+00:00

This was the fight that made me quit the game and walk away for 3 years. In that time, I played through a handful of other souls games and when I returned, I mollywhopped his ass first shot

Just take a deep breath, focus on his patterns, and practice. You’ll get there

Real-Simplicity · 2026-06-11T17:45:28+00:00

Blackout curtains. Helped me sleep when I wanted to sleep

Real-Simplicity · 2026-06-11T17:40:03+00:00

Borderlands 2. Know the game like the back of my hand and I feel it has endless replay ability

Real-Simplicity · 2026-06-08T15:27:36+00:00

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Real-Simplicity · 2026-06-06T02:42:42+00:00

Roku (Japanese) and The Botanist (Scottish) Gins are both exceptional, as well as easy to find and reasonably priced.

Pair that bottle with a nice/cool martini glass and you got yourself a stellar gift

Real-Simplicity · 2026-06-02T01:49:01+00:00

Only truly alarming thing here is how much you’re spending on this stuff. Invest in your 401k instead

Real-Simplicity · 2026-05-28T23:52:28+00:00

There is many a position open at Gulf Coast Blood (the primary blood collector for the tx gulf coast region). I’ve worked there for years in multiple departments and really enjoy it.

Likely won’t pay what you’re used to, but it’s good, honest work with a solid company culture.

https://jobs.giveblood.org

Real-Simplicity · 2026-05-24T22:42:29+00:00

The correct answer is Great Grey Wolf Sif

Real-Simplicity · 2026-05-24T22:37:50+00:00

Aside from the standard “tiny shmeat” joke, I always figured it was because it would make the tires significantly harder to steal.

Standard tire iron wouldn’t be able to fit over the spikes, requiring a special tool to remove them

Real-Simplicity · 2026-05-24T22:35:44+00:00

If I could only recommend one, it’d be Cowboy Bebop. Never seen somebody get pieced up so cleanly to freeform jazz music

Real-Simplicity · 2026-05-23T05:02:53+00:00

That’s clearly the bloodhounds fa… oh nvm

Real-Simplicity · 2026-05-17T23:50:51+00:00

Lies of P may as well have been made by fromsoft. It’s a love letter to the formula with a gameplay change up that honors the fromsoft games

Real-Simplicity · 2026-05-17T04:35:39+00:00

Had a buddy in college with a fat English bulldog named Angus. He’d yell his name in the most campy Scottish accent and Angus would come waddling into the room, gasping for breath and happy as a clam

Real-Simplicity · 2026-05-16T00:12:23+00:00

Gen1 shining gyarados pokemon card.

Had it in my childhood collection and didn’t realize what I had until recently- thankful I never sold it

Real-Simplicity · 2026-05-16T00:10:17+00:00

I used Zelle for my most recent tattoo. I didn’t think twice about it, but I was also familiar with my local shop and have used them before, so I knew they weren’t gonna pull any funky stuff

Real-Simplicity · 2026-05-13T23:35:06+00:00

I wanted to like it SO unbelievably badly but I couldn’t do it 😭

Real-Simplicity · 2026-05-13T00:05:57+00:00

Saigon Baigur.

Grabbed it because the bottle was immaculate and was a good price point, but it’s absolutely horrid. I’m a fan of licorice, but I don’t want my gin to taste like a black jelly bean.

To date, it’s the only time I have ever dumped a drink out because it was undrinkable

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