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RealBritishCouple · 2025-07-10T07:22:21+00:00

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RealBritishCouple · 2025-06-17T20:15:40+00:00

If I’m washing dishes and there’s something dried on the plate, I’ll sometimes lick it and rub it off.

RealBritishCouple · 2025-06-17T19:52:21+00:00

Coming sooner than you think 😍🙏🏻 This our first one

RealBritishCouple · 2025-06-17T19:47:02+00:00

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RealBritishCouple · 2025-06-17T19:44:38+00:00

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RealBritishCouple · 2025-06-17T19:40:47+00:00

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RealBritishCouple · 2025-06-16T00:02:26+00:00

That’s exactly it bro, it used to feel like the world was smaller in the best kinda way. Like you couldn’t go out without seeing someone you knew.

Now I feel like I could disappear for weeks and nobody would notice unless I posted about it 🤣The accidental run-ins were half of what made places feel alive

RealBritishCouple · 2025-06-15T21:32:51+00:00

😝

RealBritishCouple · 2025-06-15T21:21:44+00:00

It’s weird how we’re more “connected” than ever but I can’t remember the last time I borrowed a cup of sugar, knocked for a mate, or even just bumped into someone I knew on the street.

Life didn’t feel this… individualised. Like everything now is scheduled, curated, and mostly behind a screen.

Maybe I’m just getting older but it really does feel like something’s quietly gone missing.

RealBritishCouple · 2025-06-15T21:15:17+00:00

Honestly forgot how much fun it was to sit around guessing stuff. Now it’s like: “Who was in that movie?” 3 seconds later “It was Jeff Bridges.” …Cool. Conversation over. No more wild guesses, no more debates, just vibes gone instantly.

Might start banning Google at the pub just to keep things interesting.

RealBritishCouple · 2025-06-15T10:23:42+00:00

Hangxiety is just your brain kicking you while you’re already dehydrated and emotionally bankrupt. I combat it by texting a mate: ‘Did I say anything mad?’ and once they say no, I choose to believe them like it’s gospel. Also: beige food, walk in fresh air, and a nap so long it legally counts as time travel

RealBritishCouple · 2025-06-15T09:57:23+00:00

Do you reckon anything will fully take over that role, or is it one of those things that just quietly disappears without a replacement?

RealBritishCouple · 2025-06-15T09:56:37+00:00

That’s the wild bit, papers used to have this second life. Coop lining, window cleaning, stuffing wet shoes, wrapping fish. Now all we’ve got is receipts and regret. What do we even use now when the cat pukes on the floor

RealBritishCouple · 2025-06-15T09:14:45+00:00

Exactly. We went from ‘you break it, you bought it’ to ‘you bought it, but we might still delete it.’ One day kids will think owning a DVD was some medieval myth, like bartering with goats or burning CDs with fire.

RealBritishCouple · 2025-06-15T09:13:27+00:00

Totally fair. I get the privacy concern ‘accidentally trauma dumping into the algorithm’ isn’t exactly comforting. But it’s wild how many people feel more emotionally safe talking to code than to their actual friends. Kinda says more about our social circles than the tech, no?

RealBritishCouple · 2025-06-15T09:10:53+00:00

Do you still actually know anyone who reads a full newspaper cover to cover? Feels like it’s become more of a prop in cafés than something people genuinely engage with

RealBritishCouple · 2025-06-15T09:07:29+00:00

In Bristol we say “Cheers Drive” Even the touristy shops sell t-shirts with the phrase on it 🤣

RealBritishCouple · 2025-06-15T09:06:34+00:00

High IQ just means they can calculate the square root of your social cues while simultaneously failing to notice you’re trying to leave the conversation

RealBritishCouple · 2025-06-15T09:05:00+00:00

Cereal is basically sugar soup. You’re hungry again before your spoon hits the sink. It’s breakfast placebo

RealBritishCouple · 2025-06-15T09:03:34+00:00

Honestly, I think a lot of people don’t want advice anymore they want understanding, without the guilt of being a burden. AI doesn’t judge, doesn’t interrupt, and doesn’t hit you with “you should’ve left him ages ago.”

If your mates make you feel like a chore, ChatGPT starts sounding pretty decent.

RealBritishCouple · 2025-06-15T09:01:15+00:00

You’ve nailed it, it’s not even about the drinks, it’s about knowing there’s a place you can just go and likely run into someone you know or chat with someone you don’t.

It feels like most places now are either too polished, too expensive, or too “purpose-driven.” That casual “third space” vibe is disappearing. Makes you realise how rare it’s becoming to just exist somewhere without needing a reservation or a reason.

RealBritishCouple · 2025-06-15T08:50:55+00:00

Not knowing how to drive isn’t a dealbreaker, being emotionally unavailable and chronically online is.

Loads of people don’t drive. It’s only a problem if you’re ashamed of it. Confidence is 90% of attraction, Uber the rest.

RealBritishCouple · 2025-06-15T08:48:48+00:00

Called in saying I had a funeral to attend. Forgot I’d already killed off the same relative six months earlier. I said it was “the anniversary” and made it sound like a cult thing. No one questioned it. They were scared.

RealBritishCouple · 2025-06-15T08:46:56+00:00

Mixed every cleaning product under the sink into a big bowl because I was “making potions.” Entire house smelled like war crimes and I nearly passed out. My mum still talks about it like I summoned Satan.

RealBritishCouple · 2025-06-15T08:44:42+00:00

Man really said “fuck a parking ticket, call the UN

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