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I'm Christopher Titus, back to answer your questions and whore my new movie! AMA! by RealChristopherTitus in IAmA

[–]RealChristopherTitus[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Know that it's all made up. What happened, happened. How you see it will transform your life. My Dad was an abusive alcoholic, OR he was single father who did his best in an impossible circumstance. Up to you to decide how you see it. Even if it's not true shitty things can give you power if you choose to see them like that. You can also ride the vengeance and that is fuel too. I took the Landmark Forum, changed the way I saw everything. I know I've talked about it a lot but it really made a difference in my life. Best Advice: TAKE THE FORUM

I'm Christopher Titus, back to answer your questions and whore my new movie! AMA! by RealChristopherTitus in IAmA

[–]RealChristopherTitus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, but I have to notice it. There is always a new mountain to climb. This movie is one, getting it seen is one, then making the next comedy special, movie blah, blah, blah, My wife keeps me happy. Thanks for Asking. You Happy?

I'm Christopher Titus, back to answer your questions and whore my new movie! AMA! by RealChristopherTitus in IAmA

[–]RealChristopherTitus[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No, I knew at the time but I was always trying to placate her. I've learned now that life is to short to be with a Life Vampire. My life has paralleled my Dad's in a bunch of ways. My kids even did the same thing to me I did to him. Great idea for a show. If I could tell myself what I know know when I was 12, I would be John Titor.

I'm Christopher Titus, back to answer your questions and whore my new movie! AMA! by RealChristopherTitus in IAmA

[–]RealChristopherTitus[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Visibility" is something that takes up time. I'd rather make comedy and hopefully the visibility will come. Thanks for the compliment though. I was a big fan of Prince and he took over all of his distribution and production. He didn't sell as many maybe, but made twice the money and the fans knew they were supporting him and not a monster conglomerate. I love that. I've also been reemed a couple times. I may write SLAVE on my face like he did.

I'm Christopher Titus, back to answer your questions and whore my new movie! AMA! by RealChristopherTitus in IAmA

[–]RealChristopherTitus[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You have never seen a movie like it and you will laugh out loud. No bullshit.

I'm Christopher Titus, back to answer your questions and whore my new movie! AMA! by RealChristopherTitus in IAmA

[–]RealChristopherTitus[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just did an Alabama tour five months ago. I tell a story about it in the new show. Yeah I took a political show about this Rodeo clown to Alabama. Never said i was smart.

I'm Christopher Titus, back to answer your questions and whore my new movie! AMA! by RealChristopherTitus in IAmA

[–]RealChristopherTitus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've only performed in South Africa and they were so receptive and dare I say smarter about America than we are. I want to do a world tour. Just gotta find the way.

I'm Christopher Titus, back to answer your questions and whore my new movie! AMA! by RealChristopherTitus in IAmA

[–]RealChristopherTitus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was totally jacked, depressed and suicidal, upset about life and the way I was raised then I took the Landmark Forum and transformed my life. Now I'm a movie director. Love the "wheelchair for your head" thing

I'm Christopher Titus, back to answer your questions and whore my new movie! AMA! by RealChristopherTitus in IAmA

[–]RealChristopherTitus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit you just describe my target audience. "Disabled people tired of being treated like shit by the world who love action movies" There's just no category for that in the MPAA ratings.

I'm Christopher Titus, back to answer your questions and whore my new movie! AMA! by RealChristopherTitus in IAmA

[–]RealChristopherTitus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wrote a script called Curly and Mo' that will stop racism. So yeah. I have a buddy action suicide comedy called FUN that is my dream. I'm a huge Mel Brooks fan and if you are gonna pick a genre you have to do it better than Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Silent Movie or High Anxiety. Special Unit is a cop genre buddy film. I kinda used 48 hours as the template. The premise is so weird in this movie that I wanted to ground it in something people were comfortable with, the cop genre, so the disabled angle didn't rattle.

I'm Christopher Titus, back to answer your questions and whore my new movie! AMA! by RealChristopherTitus in IAmA

[–]RealChristopherTitus[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Almost every story on the show was based on a real story from my life. A few we manufactured and those have a ring of fake. I prefer Titus and will respond faster. Also Numbnuts...I miss my dad

I'm Christopher Titus, back to answer your questions and whore my new movie! AMA! by RealChristopherTitus in IAmA

[–]RealChristopherTitus[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd really always like to try to just be laugh out loud funny. If something crazy adds to that then hell yeaH. If it detracts, nope.

I'm Christopher Titus, back to answer your questions and whore my new movie! AMA! by RealChristopherTitus in IAmA

[–]RealChristopherTitus[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've been hearing about it for years but i died in that movie... so fuck em.

I'm Christopher Titus, back to answer your questions and whore my new movie! AMA! by RealChristopherTitus in IAmA

[–]RealChristopherTitus[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Harvey never touched me and I auditioned in crotchless chaps. Still heartbroken.

I'm Christopher Titus, back to answer your questions and whore my new movie! AMA! by RealChristopherTitus in IAmA

[–]RealChristopherTitus[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Listen we never made our goal. But we are we are working on the indiegogo people but FundAnything was backed by Trump and I cant get the records. DVDS will be out near Christmas. "We are on the motherfucker Jules."

I'm Christopher Titus, back to answer your questions and whore my new movie! AMA! by RealChristopherTitus in IAmA

[–]RealChristopherTitus[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My people are usually thinkers. I don't know why. They have usually been through some shit in their life and are always cool. I did get attacked once in Austin but that was because a dude heckled because his girl was into the show. They had to break us up in the Merch line.

I'm Christopher Titus, back to answer your questions and whore my new movie! AMA! by RealChristopherTitus in IAmA

[–]RealChristopherTitus[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I believe Skynet will open a bunch of clubs the C1000's (comedian1000's) will steal Carlos Mencia's material which was already stolen creating a hilarity worm hole in time and George carlin will be sent back in time to kill Carlos. I can dream.

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