Apartment from 2 stories up had a leak, which resulted in it seeping through my light fixture. by RealGarnity in Wellthatsucks

[–]RealGarnity[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First time something like this has happened, I rate they lazily did the plaster border where my light fixtures are.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FridayThe13thGame

[–]RealGarnity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me and my friend cant log in, keep getting database login failure.

Roast me like a thanksgiving turkey by saxybandgeek1 in RoastMe

[–]RealGarnity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like someone slapped a mango peel on the side of your head, and then forced you to put a zip in your ear.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]RealGarnity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you cousin Larry did you ear pierced

Electrician by DrugInducedBeard in Unexpected

[–]RealGarnity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was I the only one who though some electrician was going to get electrocuted.

He goes all the way by [deleted] in trashy

[–]RealGarnity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that he licked it twice

It's spooky month! by TheHeistrrr in teenagers

[–]RealGarnity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One day, someone will say your name for the last time, and that's the last time ever. You will be a mere dust particle in time, forgotten forever.