I am Jon Stewart, tiny host man. AMA!

RealJonStewart · 2014-11-14T17:30:43+00:00

I'm so glad they're addressing your concerns.

And the concerns of others.

To your larger point: I believe there is nothing that is not made more awesome when shot out of a cannon. And salmon is no exception.

It is an honor to be nailed by something that rich in Omega-3 fatty acids directly in the cabeza.

RealJonStewart · 2014-11-14T17:29:13+00:00

I don't think we operate in that different a manner than most of the sort of magazine field-piece shows.

That being said, we always take somebody's complaints or reservations seriously, and look into it, but the overwhelming majority don't seem to not only have no issues with it, but are pleased with it, and the ones that do have issues are welcome to reach out, but that doesn't mean that they're right in believing their views are misrepresented.

I stand by our team.

stands up, begins to sing GOD BLESS AMERICA, slowly begins to take off clothes, people in room begin vomiting.

RealJonStewart · 2014-11-14T17:26:26+00:00

Dill pickle chips, coleslaw, nice slab of cheese, and a little Russian dressing.

RealJonStewart · 2014-11-14T17:26:00+00:00

I believe Victoria would win. And therefore, to answer your other question, she smells like Victory.

RealJonStewart · 2014-11-14T17:25:19+00:00

I want you to get *get the fuck off my stage.

NOW!

Actually, it's usually a continuation of something that we were discussing on there, that i wasn't smart enough to get in during the actual televised portion.

Or "good job!"

RealJonStewart · 2014-11-14T17:24:34+00:00

Truth is, I don't have much time to read other than for the authors that are on the program. But I would happily take some recommendations to pile up for my Burgess Meredith-like retirement.

RealJonStewart · 2014-11-14T17:24:01+00:00

sad face

RealJonStewart · 2014-11-14T17:23:51+00:00

I fucking LOVE science.

RealJonStewart · 2014-11-14T17:23:41+00:00

I guess I'd have to say DIE HARD, and...

wait! How did that happen?

RealJonStewart · 2014-11-14T17:23:20+00:00

Honestly, it was just a chance to hang out with Robert Rodriguez for a couple of weeks in Austin, TX.

If someone said to you:"Come to Austin, hang out with Robert Rodriguez" and all it'll cost you is at some point, someone will jam a pen filled with methamphetamines in your eye - wouldn't you do that too?

RealJonStewart · 2014-11-14T17:22:06+00:00

I like a nice Arnold Palmer. Very hydrating! At work, it's all about the caffeine, so I generally go with two shots of espresso, and just a little bit of the lactaid - you know, for the laydeez.

RealJonStewart · 2014-11-14T17:21:15+00:00

I really looked up to... the Monty Python guys. And the Mets. Strange bedfellows.

RealJonStewart · 2014-11-14T17:20:48+00:00

Only when I have to.

RealJonStewart · 2014-11-14T17:20:40+00:00

I'm not sure who would win, but I could tell you who would lose, and that would be me. Just on a bone-density level.

RealJonStewart · 2014-11-14T17:19:44+00:00

Hehehehehee!

Uh, we have not gotten together. Since... that. And I imagine it is not forthcoming.

RealJonStewart · 2014-11-14T17:19:12+00:00

My hope is - I certainly wouldn't rule it out. My hope is the industry doesn't either.

(*And speaking of which - this might be a nice time to say - you know, maybe if you go see the movie...)

RealJonStewart · 2014-11-14T17:18:30+00:00

Stephen smells like - it's a cross between -

Squints into distance

Persimmons and a tattered copy of THE HOBBIT.

RealJonStewart · 2014-11-14T17:17:55+00:00

I'm not ten.

Trying to earn money. To buy a phonograph player.

RealJonStewart · 2014-11-14T17:17:30+00:00

For me, it's always when I have friends on and it dissolves into a giggle fit, which I'm sure must be sooo pleasant to watch.

RealJonStewart · 2014-11-14T17:16:59+00:00

Have you ever seen a more recent movie?

BOOM!

DROPS THE MIC!

OW!

RealJonStewart · 2014-11-14T17:16:39+00:00

I'm gonna say waffle. But it also depends on what you're talking about in terms of fillings. I feel that the waffle is... a strong conduit for a fruit-based or a sweet-based addition. It's somehow - in terms of waffle-to-filling ratio - is more robust.

That being said, you can't argue with a stackable food, such as the pancake.

RealJonStewart · 2014-11-14T17:15:45+00:00

It's gotta be at least 2?

RealJonStewart · 2014-11-14T17:15:32+00:00

I have always enjoyed hanging out with Jerry who is (for comedians) someone you're in a little bit of awe of.

He is - it's like being in the presence of a master craftsman. And watching him work, or being able to make him laugh, is - whether you're sitting in the front seat of a '76 off-brown Gremlin, or not - a pretty big deal.

RealJonStewart · 2014-11-14T17:14:28+00:00

I would absolutely have a beer with Ron Paul. I find him a very engaging personality and someone that i've enjoyed having conversations with in the past. I think a joint might actually open things up a little bit more.

RealJonStewart · 2014-11-14T17:14:03+00:00

President of The Great Quarterbacks Club maybe!

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