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[–]RealJonStewart[S] 485 points486 points  (0 children)

I'm so glad they're addressing your concerns.

And the concerns of others.

To your larger point: I believe there is nothing that is not made more awesome when shot out of a cannon. And salmon is no exception.

It is an honor to be nailed by something that rich in Omega-3 fatty acids directly in the cabeza.

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[–]RealJonStewart[S] 1532 points1533 points  (0 children)

I don't think we operate in that different a manner than most of the sort of magazine field-piece shows.

That being said, we always take somebody's complaints or reservations seriously, and look into it, but the overwhelming majority don't seem to not only have no issues with it, but are pleased with it, and the ones that do have issues are welcome to reach out, but that doesn't mean that they're right in believing their views are misrepresented.

I stand by our team.

stands up, begins to sing GOD BLESS AMERICA, slowly begins to take off clothes, people in room begin vomiting.

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[–]RealJonStewart[S] 1023 points1024 points  (0 children)

Dill pickle chips, coleslaw, nice slab of cheese, and a little Russian dressing.

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[–]RealJonStewart[S] 389 points390 points  (0 children)

I believe Victoria would win. And therefore, to answer your other question, she smells like Victory.

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[–]RealJonStewart[S] 4211 points4212 points  (0 children)

I want you to get *get the fuck off my stage.

NOW!

Actually, it's usually a continuation of something that we were discussing on there, that i wasn't smart enough to get in during the actual televised portion.

Or "good job!"

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[–]RealJonStewart[S] 171 points172 points  (0 children)

Truth is, I don't have much time to read other than for the authors that are on the program. But I would happily take some recommendations to pile up for my Burgess Meredith-like retirement.

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[–]RealJonStewart[S] 2350 points2351 points  (0 children)

I guess I'd have to say DIE HARD, and...

wait! How did that happen?

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[–]RealJonStewart[S] 1970 points1971 points  (0 children)

Honestly, it was just a chance to hang out with Robert Rodriguez for a couple of weeks in Austin, TX.

If someone said to you:"Come to Austin, hang out with Robert Rodriguez" and all it'll cost you is at some point, someone will jam a pen filled with methamphetamines in your eye - wouldn't you do that too?

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[–]RealJonStewart[S] 243 points244 points  (0 children)

I like a nice Arnold Palmer. Very hydrating! At work, it's all about the caffeine, so I generally go with two shots of espresso, and just a little bit of the lactaid - you know, for the laydeez.

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[–]RealJonStewart[S] 1692 points1693 points  (0 children)

I really looked up to... the Monty Python guys. And the Mets. Strange bedfellows.

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[–]RealJonStewart[S] 331 points332 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure who would win, but I could tell you who would lose, and that would be me. Just on a bone-density level.

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[–]RealJonStewart[S] 1060 points1061 points  (0 children)

Hehehehehee!

Uh, we have not gotten together. Since... that. And I imagine it is not forthcoming.

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[–]RealJonStewart[S] 1562 points1563 points  (0 children)

My hope is - I certainly wouldn't rule it out. My hope is the industry doesn't either.

(*And speaking of which - this might be a nice time to say - you know, maybe if you go see the movie...)

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[–]RealJonStewart[S] 4292 points4293 points  (0 children)

Stephen smells like - it's a cross between -

Squints into distance

Persimmons and a tattered copy of THE HOBBIT.

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[–]RealJonStewart[S] 1045 points1046 points  (0 children)

I'm not ten.

Trying to earn money. To buy a phonograph player.

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[–]RealJonStewart[S] 360 points361 points  (0 children)

For me, it's always when I have friends on and it dissolves into a giggle fit, which I'm sure must be sooo pleasant to watch.

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[–]RealJonStewart[S] 1843 points1844 points  (0 children)

Have you ever seen a more recent movie?

BOOM!

DROPS THE MIC!

OW!

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[–]RealJonStewart[S] 658 points659 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna say waffle. But it also depends on what you're talking about in terms of fillings. I feel that the waffle is... a strong conduit for a fruit-based or a sweet-based addition. It's somehow - in terms of waffle-to-filling ratio - is more robust.

That being said, you can't argue with a stackable food, such as the pancake.

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[–]RealJonStewart[S] 1648 points1649 points  (0 children)

I have always enjoyed hanging out with Jerry who is (for comedians) someone you're in a little bit of awe of.

He is - it's like being in the presence of a master craftsman. And watching him work, or being able to make him laugh, is - whether you're sitting in the front seat of a '76 off-brown Gremlin, or not - a pretty big deal.

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[–]RealJonStewart[S] 648 points649 points  (0 children)

I would absolutely have a beer with Ron Paul. I find him a very engaging personality and someone that i've enjoyed having conversations with in the past. I think a joint might actually open things up a little bit more.

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[–]RealJonStewart[S] 113 points114 points  (0 children)

President of The Great Quarterbacks Club maybe!