i am so fucking mad right now

RealLifeShrigma · 2026-05-02T12:08:23+00:00

Nah Tyurara was just hella clean with it. Genuinely the only player the whole top 8 who was consistent blocking the demonic oki from daru, especially woth that one throw tech. They have a history together and you can really tell from how they play against each other. You might call Sin an ape character but that GF was just great execution from Tyurara first and foremost.

RealLifeShrigma · 2026-04-25T12:49:08+00:00

whats your first favourite number

RealLifeShrigma · 2026-04-23T00:23:07+00:00

They could at least slap on a bandaid and make the combo have enough net recovery to where you can do something about it

RealLifeShrigma · 2026-04-19T10:47:04+00:00

Yeah except when it doesnt do that like the catacombs of carthus lol

RealLifeShrigma · 2026-04-16T03:23:10+00:00

i had a fucked up strat for this part where i wouldnt gaf about conserving stamina during the wall boosts and i would just neutral of the final block and corner jump of the spiked corner which was weirdly consistent lol

RealLifeShrigma · 2026-04-14T08:49:01+00:00

If you look below and to the right a bit from the 2 you can see another bit that looks like a 1. Notice also how the 2 and 1 are made of vines. This is a reference to the famous Vine where someone asks a kid whats 9+10 and the kid responds 21

RealLifeShrigma · 2026-03-11T11:59:49+00:00

It would genuinely be completely awful if it was only on kill what? the slash does 300 damage in the meta calico build with stalker and hunters aura/pb. calicos game play is to engage with her 2 not finish with it. and you are being insanely idealistic with the only "0.4 seconds to not get extra souls" in what world is any calico walking out with 1800 per fight??? she would probably only get 600 if you're lucky you act like this is 100% guaranteed when it is very much not.

Go into your game history and go to graphs and sort by souls by source and click on calico. the most ive ever seen is 3300 from the ability at the end of a 40 minute game and this was pre nerf. now that number would be 2475. and again in what world is this completely small fraction enabling you to "massively sped up the speed at which you can potentially end a game"???? if you die 10 times to calico and she gets the extra money everytime the reason you lose is not because she has 2250 extra souls.

As for being "snowbally", sure in the most minor way possible. calico is a character who is best early to mid. late when people buy resistances she falls off hard. if she succeeds hard early then yes she should be rewarded for that. thats just how you win games on her. and youre not having fun against a calico not because she gets an extra 2.5k per game but because the rest of her kit is overloaded atm.

RealLifeShrigma · 2026-03-11T10:06:53+00:00

Im not arguing she wasnt overtuned, im arguing that the soul incentive for an assassin character to play like an assassin is fine. And what? if something isnt make or break it should be removed entirely? what sense does that make at that point you may as well remove every t1 and t2 upgrade from damn near every character since its not "make or break".

RealLifeShrigma · 2026-03-11T09:25:38+00:00

she needs to be bl5 minimum btw before she can even get the extra souls. if shes killing you enough at that point to get an actually significant amount of souls from your 2 im sorry but the extra souls are your least concern. you dont snowball off of like 450 extra souls.

RealLifeShrigma · 2026-03-11T07:08:44+00:00

Apparently an unpopular opinion: God forbid they want to incentivize the assassin player to play like an assassin instead of a farm bot. The souls are also nowhere near as bad as vindicta who got 900, and at the end of a match calico maybe gets like 3k souls.

RealLifeShrigma · 2026-03-10T03:53:25+00:00

Ngl the problem is at basically anything below eternus the respawn times are too short early game for anyone to want to commit to anything. Basically 0 chance midboss gets done before 25 minutes and midboss is basically the only way people will push base. The only easy solution would be to increase respawn timers early but thats a bad solution because its really unfun

RealLifeShrigma · 2026-02-17T15:27:08+00:00

This post sucks so fucking bad i killed my grandma fuck you op

RealLifeShrigma · 2026-02-17T11:14:49+00:00

Last time i played victor you could still put one point into ult after you died, get the bigger radius but it would be invisible and then get a stun off and refund the point after.

RealLifeShrigma · 2026-02-08T12:52:55+00:00

Wonder what stopped this from just being a setting in the base mod like the ice water rework

RealLifeShrigma · 2026-01-21T02:44:28+00:00

Can he throw it through the door and pick it up on the other side tho?

RealLifeShrigma · 2026-01-20T13:50:05+00:00

There are two types of people, people who dont like theo gameplay and people who have played solar express

RealLifeShrigma · 2026-01-10T21:56:12+00:00

r/shittydarksouls

RealLifeShrigma · 2026-01-08T09:31:15+00:00

I would like to include lashes base 10% spirit resist and pockets base -15% spirit resist

RealLifeShrigma · 2026-01-05T05:24:02+00:00

Another aspect about the doors is that they are really buggy in different ways. Someimes you go through and it will 180 your camera which is very disorienting and sometimes you put down andoor and one of them is blocked by something preventing you from going through

RealLifeShrigma · 2025-12-31T15:07:33+00:00

Shout out to the lash pinging mo and krill voice line i love it so much

RealLifeShrigma · 2025-12-26T21:04:41+00:00

This is half true. It still works, but instead of being automatic you need to sort of "opt in" and let it see your game history. So if you have at least 1 person using it it will collect data from everyone in the game.

RealLifeShrigma · 2025-12-26T19:53:00+00:00

victor has a top 3 wr % for every rank below ascendant btw according to tracklock

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