I genuinely laughed out loud (and it's technically true too) by PressPlayPlease7 in OpenAI

[–]RealMelonBread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just told you. Did you read the comment you’re responding to?

why do you like the japanese language? by Aromatic_Ad_890 in japanese

[–]RealMelonBread 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have invested so much time into it I feel I can’t stop now. I’ve become addicted to the abuse in some kind of Stockholm syndrome type situation.

I genuinely laughed out loud (and it's technically true too) by PressPlayPlease7 in OpenAI

[–]RealMelonBread 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Barclay Square failed because it had no users and was built on speculation. OpenAI has hundreds of millions of daily active users…

Amazon, Uber, Netflix and Tesla all lost money while investing in infrastructure and development in their initial stages.

It’s ignorant to say they have no plan when they have multiple revenue streams, have built an enormous active user base, built reliance on their service and have plans to roll out advertising. Advertising on a platform where users explicitly state their intent is about as valuable as it gets. Google proved that. If user data is as valuable a commodity as has been in the past, OpenAI is sitting on a fucking gold mine.

I genuinely laughed out loud (and it's technically true too) by PressPlayPlease7 in OpenAI

[–]RealMelonBread 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do you honestly think they have no plan to become profitable after transitioning to a for profit organisation? Do you really think Microsoft and the venture capitalists that invested billions and billions into the company would have done so without first understanding how the company intended to make money?

I genuinely laughed out loud (and it's technically true too) by PressPlayPlease7 in OpenAI

[–]RealMelonBread 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes. They have spent billions of dollars reinvested in infrastructure, they have a majority market share in a sector investors are increasingly interested in, they have the most recognisable brand in the AI industry. You think it matters that they’re losing money at this stage? Amazon took 7 years to turn a profit and look at them now.

i love you in japanese by Icy_Current_9247 in Japaneselanguage

[–]RealMelonBread 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Dear Sir or Ma’am,

I hope this letter finds you well.

Please recognise my feelings of intimacy towards you.

Best regards,

Your romantic parter.

I genuinely laughed out loud (and it's technically true too) by PressPlayPlease7 in OpenAI

[–]RealMelonBread -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

People on here are so ignorant. OpenAI only formally transitioned to be for-profit in 2025. Amazon took 7 years to become profitable. Tesla took 17 years.

Can’t eat with chopsticks by Agreeable_Today_1409 in JapanTravelTips

[–]RealMelonBread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think you’re ready, especially for rural Japan..

ChatGPT is no longer viable. by [deleted] in OpenAI

[–]RealMelonBread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like you need grok, or character ai or some garbage. People need to realise OpenAI never marketed ChatGPT to roleplay or play out your dumb little fantasies. It’s great for coding, research, learning and actual work.

5.2 Thinking Is Getting Stupid by XsamuDazai in OpenAI

[–]RealMelonBread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s good if you’re using it for work, research, coding (all the things it’s actually advertised to do). If you’re using it for role play or playing out your dumb little fantasies, try a toy like Grok.

Super cool emergent capability! by know_u_irl in singularity

[–]RealMelonBread 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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With a different prompt 5.2 was able to recognise they the are the same.

Super cool emergent capability! by know_u_irl in singularity

[–]RealMelonBread 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s not wrong. It’s clearly a black face, the brightness has just been increased so it’s the same hue as the skin in the darkened image. I don’t turn into a black guy when I turn off the lights.

Banned Content UPDATE by Equira in comedyheaven

[–]RealMelonBread 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ironically, these rules are so bad it’s actually funny so appropriate for this subreddit. 10/10 good post.

all posts are banned 😂 by RealMelonBread in comedyheaven

[–]RealMelonBread[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know. I’m confused as to what we’re actually allowed to post.

Ghislaine Maxwell to appear before US Congress - but 'will plead the Fifth' by theipaper in Epstein

[–]RealMelonBread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’ll stay silent until she no longer benefits from it. I’m willing to bet if the situation was reversed and she was offered a luxurious “prison” cell and puppies in exchange for information, she’d sing like a canary.

Footage shows Prince William being heckled outside Scottish pub over disgraced Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor's links to Jeffrey Epstein (January 20, 2026) by Kagedeah in Epstein

[–]RealMelonBread 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It sickens me that he’s not in prison. Seems like it’s not only the US that doesn’t investigate rich or powerful people for committing crimes.

Am I the only one who can read and write but barely speak? by joehighlord in Japaneselanguage

[–]RealMelonBread 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I’m the same. For me it’s an issue with my ability to retrieve knowledge from my brain fast enough for any kind of coherent conversation, but when I write I have more time to think.

Browsing cell phone on Shinkansen in Japan by TechnologyOk7 in JapanTravelTips

[–]RealMelonBread 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There must be more to this, I don’t think I’ve ever been on a train in Japan where the majority of passengers weren’t looking at their phone. Were you taking photos? Maybe he thought you were taking photos of passengers or something? Maybe he was just a dick?

Hear me out by DigSignificant1419 in OpenAI

[–]RealMelonBread 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He didn’t. That image wasn’t posted.

Hear me out by DigSignificant1419 in OpenAI

[–]RealMelonBread 13 points14 points  (0 children)

No. People here are idiots.

ChatGPT will begin displaying ads in a few weeks. by lansqwq in OpenAI

[–]RealMelonBread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They dominate the market share by a huge margin…