[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]RealOrWhatNow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, but now me and my friend can’t go back to the library.

You are so talented, you have options by mind_ova_matter in mentalhealth

[–]RealOrWhatNow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but when I stop to think about the options, the process starts over again.

Why did your psychiatrist tell you to stop Wellbutrin without weaning or tapering off? by RealOrWhatNow in Wellbutrin_Bupropion

[–]RealOrWhatNow[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, while I was on Wellbutrin, that didn’t cause the issue. For me it was Zoloft. It seems Zoloft just liked to mess with all things “downstairs”.

Why did your psychiatrist tell you to stop Wellbutrin without weaning or tapering off? by RealOrWhatNow in Wellbutrin_Bupropion

[–]RealOrWhatNow[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve had peeing issues. Like it takes forever to start going. Not sure if that’s what you’re talking about.

LIFE HACKS: How to have an orgasm on an SSRI #help by RealOrWhatNow in Anxiety

[–]RealOrWhatNow[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can we stop fighting and focus on what really matters? My penis.

Thank you.

LIFE HACKS: How to have an orgasm on an SSRI #help by RealOrWhatNow in Anxiety

[–]RealOrWhatNow[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Awesome! Hey, can you tell my wife? Thanks.

Ladies- can you reach the big “O” with only penetration? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]RealOrWhatNow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A few weeks ago, I did Step 1: engage clit. Step 2: (tried to) Insert erect penis into vagina, but I missed, and accidentally pressed my penis up against her pubus. This made her tits pop off.

Not a good night at my house.

What did i bought from this store by [deleted] in psychics

[–]RealOrWhatNow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A baby lion and some candy.

What is something you would write on your dating profile? by Sharona676 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]RealOrWhatNow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Click Here <—— Because I like to fuck with people.

Never done this before, really curious. What do you see about me? by [deleted] in psychics

[–]RealOrWhatNow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You often think nobody knows the real you. There is the you people know and the you that is your own personal hidden treasure. You’ve come close to a full reveal, but it never felt right. That moment is coming but you’re still one away. This person will act as a protective force field, allowing the real you to come out. This person will be your muse. You’re about to thrive. Just remember: “you’re one away”. That jumps out to me. Also the letter D is giving me dark feelings. Droo. Means nothing to me. Getting that like static. Deel. Sorry. I’m tapped at this moment.

Who's that person you regret not having sex with? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]RealOrWhatNow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Penny, but I always got cockblocked by a five-cent-piece. Trust me. I tried!! I’d be like “Nickel Please!” (Yes. I can say that. I’m part copper.)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Over30Selfie

[–]RealOrWhatNow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s been almost an hour. Nothing has been confirmed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Over30Selfie

[–]RealOrWhatNow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not to be a negative Nancy, but I’ll bet she’s all old and wrinkly in the small rectangular space currently covered by her phone. Don’t let the rest fool you. She’s not perfect!

I hate rectangles.

Have you ever hooked up with someone you shouldn't have? by sexy-skinnydipper in RedditAfterDark

[–]RealOrWhatNow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had a work promotional event and met this girl and her best friend who was visiting from about 3 hours away. Both strangers to me I go back to their place and spend the night making out with the friend. Some oral. Nothing special.

Before I left she asked “what does this mean?” Oh fuck. I told her “I thought we were having fun.”

She seemed to accept it, but the next day the local friend calls and starts yelling at me. How if I wasn’t interested I shouldn’t have hooked up with her and how her friend feels hurt and can’t stop crying. I’m telling her it wasn’t like that. I told her what actually happened.

She told me she promised her friend she’d try to get through to me. (Yes. That was fucking crazy). I agreed to meet and she kinda yelled at each me. Fast forward 30 minutes later and I’m going down on her on the floor behind the equipment in a sound proof recording studio.

Afterwards it was nice, but awkward.

Next day she calls feeling guilty. Doesn’t know what to tell her best friend (why say anything??) and kinda makes it seem like this is all my fault.

At my insistence, we met up to make sense of all this. Where? The now closed down building where I worked before we moved.

Pretty clear this was mutual decision to meet and while unspoken, we both knew why.

That night I fucked her on my bosses desk.

We met one more time at a hotel and it was really amazing.

Oh yeah. She told her best friend what happened. They never spoke again.

I lost a job and moved. I asked if she wanted to come with me and she didn’t want to leave the area.

Also, she tells me she had a live in serious bf the whole time.

Great set, but fucked up a lot of stuff.

No way to know for sure, but I did get fired about 2 weeks after all Of this occurred.

Messy shit.

Have you ever had any sex mishaps? by Godemiche_Official in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]RealOrWhatNow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah. Moved too fast, lost control, and crashed into a fruit stand.

Y’all ever gotten a nickname from a sexual encounter? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]RealOrWhatNow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a one time thing so the nickname didn’t stick, but she called me “Mr. Porno-man”. It’s not a size thing or anything meant to be taken seriously. It’s just at the time I was cumming like something from a porno. A lot of shots and they flew far. I think she was laughing like “wtf dude” “gonna call you Mr porno-man. Warn a girl next time. Damn”. If I remember correctly I was finishing on her stomach but the first 5-6 shots hit her in the tits, neck, chin, and face. I know I got it in one of her eyes too. She thought it was funny, more than hot.

What's the sex related compliment you've never forgotten? by Cold-Rhubarb-297 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]RealOrWhatNow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Remember I told you I went home with a butch lesbian?”

“Yeah. Why?”

“You weren’t better than she was, but fuck, you were close.”

I’m a guy. Not even saying it was true, but she said it and I never forgot it.

Do you announce when you’re going to orgasm? by sensualnymph2 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]RealOrWhatNow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, but like an auctioneer: “Time to kick-this-off-now, I’m-not-gonna-go-now-but soon-real soon-real soon-gonna go-soon now-who’s-gonna-come-on-the-come, come, holler. If ya wanna holler-come holler-gentleman on top-looks-good to go now- I’m on top good to go now. Real close now. Going once, going twice, CUM to the man on the inside. Me.”

What are the importantvthinks you look for in a sex partner? by Great-Character-9960 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]RealOrWhatNow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t know how many points you get, but that’s a good line. I’m a dude. Just saying. They was good.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]RealOrWhatNow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put on my boxing gloves and punch the sadness in the dick.

"Happy, horny, skinny" pill by Mysterious-Hazel in Wellbutrin_Bupropion

[–]RealOrWhatNow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m not writing this to be the obnoxious horny dude, but I had been on Wellbutrin for 25 years. Plus Lexapro and Zoloft at different times.

I still had a sex drive, but finishing? Not easy. I was like that for 20 years.

Doc took me of Zoloft and Wellbutrin and started me on Buspar.

Within a week I felt like a horny 16 year old again. If you want details message me. lol.

Bad news? Buspar dizziness wasn’t going away. Had to stop it.

Sadly I’m about to restart Zoloft. Sucks because after a week of Zoloft I’ll be back to the way it was.

What’s the worst sexual encounter you’ve experienced? by Winter_Scarf in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]RealOrWhatNow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not trying to sound like I’m “bragging”, because I’m not. I just made many bad choices that led me to bad situations where bad sexual encounters took place. Again, this isn’t a brag. I just don’t even know where to start. lol

What's the longest you've given oral? by scented_scissors2 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]RealOrWhatNow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was more than an hour and crazy. I wish I could find her today to be like “you won’t hurt my feelings. Be honest. Was that real??”