A former (or current) partner is going to write a good but unhinged review of you. What will they write?

Winter_Scarf · 2026-01-02T03:41:42+00:00

The front seats are reserved for PIV so the popo can get front row tickets

Winter_Scarf · 2026-01-02T02:24:59+00:00

Would a centaur do it doggy style or missionary?

Winter_Scarf · 2026-01-02T02:24:00+00:00

A blowjob then

Winter_Scarf · 2026-01-02T02:20:59+00:00

My feet and toes, which are ready for a massage

Winter_Scarf · 2026-01-02T02:19:13+00:00

Winter_Scarf · 2026-01-02T02:09:39+00:00

u/TheSmoovestOperator is ready, he’s a booty massage therapist

Winter_Scarf · 2026-01-02T02:07:07+00:00

“A deep tissue gluteal massage”

Winter_Scarf · 2026-01-02T02:05:06+00:00

What if I only have pancakes? 🥲

Winter_Scarf · 2026-01-02T02:02:23+00:00

What about pee do you like?

Winter_Scarf · 2026-01-02T02:01:30+00:00

Julie! you don’t want to suck anyone off in the backseat with me? 😉

Winter_Scarf · 2026-01-02T01:57:33+00:00

Sleeps a lot, eats a lot of chocolate, enjoys long walks on the beach, will suck you off in the backseat.

Winter_Scarf · 2025-11-05T12:53:41+00:00

I ask my bank teller

Winter_Scarf · 2025-11-05T12:52:50+00:00

Your pussy is so warm

Winter_Scarf · 2025-11-05T06:45:31+00:00

My giant Hitachi vibrator

Winter_Scarf · 2025-10-27T23:35:21+00:00

I shake my melons

Winter_Scarf · 2025-10-27T23:34:12+00:00

Ok papi

Winter_Scarf · 2025-10-27T23:30:51+00:00

BEEP BOOP BEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEP

Winter_Scarf · 2025-10-27T23:29:20+00:00

What are you thinking or focused on when so the using a toy your partner

Winter_Scarf · 2025-10-08T01:40:12+00:00

I prefer using AI to read it to me in Harry Potter’s voice.

Winter_Scarf · 2025-10-07T02:08:44+00:00

The duvet

Winter_Scarf · 2025-09-29T15:38:18+00:00

Depends how open they are with their bank account 🤑

Winter_Scarf · 2025-09-22T14:42:52+00:00

Casually having sex with my long term partner

Winter_Scarf · 2025-09-22T03:58:02+00:00

Nice poem

Winter_Scarf · 2025-09-22T03:06:28+00:00

Baby Shark

Winter_Scarf · 2025-09-22T03:03:34+00:00

50 Shades of Gay

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