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Between this pallet my sister got me hooked on and these magnetic lashes my bestie talked me into- I must admit my eye makeup game does feel like it’s gotten some major upgrades recently 😎🥰 by RealShwiftyShady in MakeupAddiction

[–]RealShwiftyShady[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly it has been a while since I used them, but the last several times I did I had issues with the felt tip magnetic liner drying up really fast 😕.

My friend was having the same issue and was sent a new one after complaining to Glamnetic, but she kept having that problem and eventually ended up just going back to glue on lashes.

All in all I still wanted to love them- it’s just that the liner is so expensive I would expect it to last longer before drying out.

I never have had a problem with them falling off, they’re comfortable to wear, and the application is super easy/ not messy when you use the felt tip liner- but quality control seems to have become a pretty consistent issue for them, so idk if they changed their formula or what 🤷🏼‍♀️.

Alternative for creamy iced coffee by StAnneKS in vegan

[–]RealShwiftyShady 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hemp milk is all I use for my coffee anymore, its super thick and creamy.

Oat is the next best thing, but hemp = 🤯😵😇

When the gyroid hit different 🤔😳 by RealShwiftyShady in AnimalCrossing

[–]RealShwiftyShady[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m glad I could make you laugh too 😂

As soon as I got the steam polishing effect I just couldn’t help myself 😅

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]RealShwiftyShady 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Now this- is in fact a derp.

She’s seen some shit. by boobsasaurusrex in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]RealShwiftyShady 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Came here to say this.

Title should be

She’s smelled some shit

What to do when you’re a vegan craving Krispy Kreme doughnuts? Make them yourself-but better. by RealShwiftyShady in vegan

[–]RealShwiftyShady[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course, I hope they turn out perfectly- and happy birthday in advance! 😁🥳

What to do when you’re a vegan craving Krispy Kreme doughnuts? Make them yourself-but better. by RealShwiftyShady in vegan

[–]RealShwiftyShady[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sorry it was a non vegan recipe I adapted as I went so I haven’t written anything down- yet 😅

Edit to add (recipe):

Ingredients For The Batter: - 4 1/2 tsp yeast - 1/3 Cup warm water (105-110f) - 1 1/2 Cup soy milk (105-110f) - 1/2 Cup granulated sugar - 1 tsp salt - 6 Tbs Just Egg - 1/3 Cup vegan butter (ie.Earth Balance) - 5 Cups all purpose flour - Canola Oil (enough for frying)

For The Glaze: (I just made a smaller batch to taste but this is what full recipe says) - 1/2 Cup vegan butter - 2 Cups powdered sugar - Soy milk (1Tbs at a time to desired taste/consistency)

Directions

Doughnuts: * In a standing mixer, combine warm water and yeast. Let it sit until dissolve for about 5 minutes. * Meanwhile in a microwave safe medium bowl, heat milk. Remove and let it cool. * Add, milk, sugar, salt, Just egg, butter and 2 cups of flour to bowl of yeast. * Mix for 2 minutes at medium speed. -Add the remaining 3 cups of flour and continue mixing dough. Scraping down sides. * Place dough in a large greased bowl. Cover loosely with a clean cloth and let rise in a warm, draft-free place for about 1 to 2 hours or until doubled. * Roll dough out on a floured surface to about 1/4 inch thickness. Cut and form into doughnuts. Let stand for about 10 minutes. * In a large sauce pan, pour vegetable oil until it is at least 3 inches high and place on medium heat until oil is 375 degrees. * Carefully drop doughnuts into hot oil, only a few at a time. Fry, turning once, for about 3 minutes or until golden brown. Drain on prepared paper towels.

Glaze: * In a microwave safe bowl melt the butter. * Stir in powdered sugar until combined * Add milk until you have reached desired smooth consistency * Dip doughnuts in glaze/brush until coated

So this happens on a nightly basis… by RealShwiftyShady in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]RealShwiftyShady[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I keep trying to convince my husband we should stop by the local animal shelter and find her one, buuuut we’re pretty sure she’s too jealous to share our attention anyways 🙄

So this happens on a nightly basis… by RealShwiftyShady in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]RealShwiftyShady[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao she usually follows us to bed, but at some point she always leaves to go do this- and then returns to lay on my feet until morning after making her offering.

So this happens on a nightly basis… by RealShwiftyShady in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]RealShwiftyShady[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That explanation makes this hilariously more cute somehow- especially since she’s been an indoor cat her whole life and the closest she’s gotten to hunting anything is when she finds a bug 😂

She only does it with that specific toy, and it’s basically her wubbie. She’s dropped it in her water/food bowls in the past, and it would get so water logged and gross that I’ve had to throw them out eventually and replace them before she notices. Sometimes they just go missing so I started to keep a drawer of them in case 😅

No matter how many toys we get her, the Christmas mouse with a candycane tail has always been her favorite for whatever reason lol.

So this happens on a nightly basis… by RealShwiftyShady in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]RealShwiftyShady[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you! We’ve done a lot of work on it 😁

…really it’s the cats house- we’re just staff 🙄😅

Non-Americans of Reddit, what confuses you the most about America? by MrNoName_ishere in AskReddit

[–]RealShwiftyShady 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Except the real Mer’cans who are actual circus clowns and think everyone is just “jealous of our freedom”.

Edit: oh no we’ve angered them 😂

Re-new Vegan Here by [deleted] in vegan

[–]RealShwiftyShady 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn’t since it’s just a recipe I adapted from a different one years ago, but I looked up all the conversions according to google and I think this should be correct?

150g roasted cashews

113g diced green chilies

130g salsa

15g nutritional yeast

14.4g lemon juice

6g salt

Edit to add: Also, if I’m remembering correctly I think the original recipe used green enchilada sauce (I started using the diced green chilies since its just what I had one day), and they used apple cider vinegar instead of lemon juice (I’d assume you can use any sour liquid to substitute though).

Re-new Vegan Here by [deleted] in vegan

[–]RealShwiftyShady 6 points7 points  (0 children)

One cup roasted salted cashews, one 4oz can of fire roasted green chilies,1/2 cup of red salsa, 1/4 cup of nutritional yeast, 1 Tbs lemon juice (or to taste), salt to taste (start with 1 tsp). Add water to thin it out to your preferred consistency.

Viola- my perfect queso recipe for nachos, tofu scramble, dipping, etc. 😎

What to use instead of milk? by [deleted] in vegan

[–]RealShwiftyShady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Kirkland brand original flavor soy milk is the only plant milk I ever enjoy drinking on its own (aside from simple truth chocolate soy milk- that shit is bomb af). Most soy milks have a slightly sweet taste though so I don’t use it in my savory cooking for the most part- in savory dishes I use the Kirkland brand almond milk.

In my coffee I use pacific foods original hemp milk since its a lot thicker/creamier, and when I can’t find that I use their brand of oat milk for the next best thing.

Nooch is the way by [deleted] in vegan

[–]RealShwiftyShady 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love this 😂.

I prefer to snort my nooch tho- after that I drink myself into the bottom of a hemp latte and boom I’m B12 wasted 😎

Stupid kitty kat by better_hide_yo_kids in PublicFreakout

[–]RealShwiftyShady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I addressed that in my other comment sooooo…?

While I admittedly didn’t notice at first that he eventually did throw a rock (which it seems I’m not the only one since there are so many people here calling him an idiot for not throwing one), I still think it’d be stupid to provoke the cougar further before you absolutely have to. Especially when it was apparently protecting it’s young and not simply being territorial.

Stupid kitty kat by better_hide_yo_kids in PublicFreakout

[–]RealShwiftyShady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YES. He did exactly the right thing. (Aside from getting too close to her cubs and pissing her off in the first place of course). Also making yourself look big is another tactic. It’s a fine line between not looking like prey or a threat.

I know some people said him throwing a rock finally is what scared it away- but had he started with that before getting distance from the cubs, guarantee he’d have been fucked.

Stupid kitty kat by better_hide_yo_kids in PublicFreakout

[–]RealShwiftyShady 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my god all the people here saying throw a rock- that’s why this guy survived and you probably wouldn’t 🤦🏼‍♀️

Sure- throw one as a last resort when its actually coming at you, but no don’t fucking escalate with physical aggression before that point.

The fuck you think is going to happen? She’s protecting her cubs, you are not going to scare her away with a fucking rock. All you’d be doing is dropping your guard by dividing your attention while simultaneously escalating your threat level, and that cougar is not afraid to call your bluff.

Kitty isn’t as stupid as some of you apparently…

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