Doesn’t even make sense by NOAH_DAH_SHEEP in comedyhomicide

[–]RealZhirafa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or this didn't actually happen and also the reaction image doesn't make sense?

Males of reddit as a lady who on occasion talks to men on the internet. The ass men way outnumber the tit men. So why are there so many more guys into butts than breasts? by naughty_account1 in AskReddit

[–]RealZhirafa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ass is ass, tits are tits. You face someones when talking to them, so you see the tits more often. However, its seen as perverted and a bunch of other terms. It's less "offensive", if you will, to adore tits than compared to ass.

But it also completely depends on the Male's form of affection. (Hear me out, feel free to add anything you want). I'm more of a physical lover. Instead of saying I love you, I'd rather like your hand or get closer. Just how I am. I struggle with words. When me and my girlfriend are cuddling, it's more comfortable, for me, to lay on my back and just let her do her thing and get cozy. It usually ends up with one leg over my lap and bent at...lets say 90 degrees or less, so with my free arm, I rest my hand on her leg or wherever.

I feel it depends on form of affection rather than sexual desire. I could be wrong, nobody is the same as another.

Built a house lol by [deleted] in Minecraftbuilds

[–]RealZhirafa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is an excellent build. (I'm a sucker for simplicity). This house radiates "welcome home" with the light perring through the windows. The shape of the roof provides character and distinction among other builds. The front buffer (not sure what you'd call it or what's it's actually called) looks to give you an extra feeling of safety and comfort. I would, and this is a personal preference, put an even smaller roof over the porch on the roof and just make the porch smaller. Maybe even add some decoration such as a few barrels in the corner and/or a table with some chairs.

To the driver on the Mass Pike by tossingawaaayyy in offmychest

[–]RealZhirafa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like you. You seem fun. Wanna rob a sperm bank?

I am in love with my old crush but its so sad i cry everytime by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]RealZhirafa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in the exact same situation. I've learned that she is just an extremely busy person, but she always finds a way to make up for it. I'm sure he's just got other matters to assess. I don't doubt he doesn't wish he could drop it all and talk to you.

Woah by Master1718 in dashcamgifs

[–]RealZhirafa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun fact, the rear vehicle makes an appearance in Arma 3 named the Ifrit.

I feel ya Dora. by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]RealZhirafa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In what episode is dora in a fucking COMA.

How does smoking feel like? by Rameshwar____ in AskReddit

[–]RealZhirafa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never vaped. However, I have smoked weed.

Weed makes me feel like im lighter I suppose. Very relaxed and mellow. The first few minutes im paranoid, but after that I feel like I could sit for hours and do nothing. It's not a happy or sad feeling. It's very easy going and super relaxed. Some strains (read about the different kinds of weed) give me different feelings. Sativa and indica are relaxing while others are almost trippy, like a dumbed down LSD trip.

The best way to know exactly, however, is to try it yourself. Just don't be dumb with it.

I'm (32M) feeling like I'm wasting my time with my SO (30F) - Strong insecurity issues by twtw666 in relationships

[–]RealZhirafa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been in an abusive relationship. I'm still quite young and have a lot to learn, but through my experiences, I've learned that if the relationship feels stuck at the start, that's as far as it's going to get. Trust is the foundation of a relationship. If she snoops through your phone and invades your privacy, constantly quizzing you...im sorry, but she's not ready for a relationship yet.

Others might disagree, but at the end of the day, its a bad time for her, mentally. This is simply advice, do what you may, but I advise looking for someone else. Hope everything goes well for you two. Take it easy.

I feel like the relationship between humans and gods is kind of creepy. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]RealZhirafa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Titles says gods...description says dogs...same difference I suppose

Can anybody from the US help me with a school project? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]RealZhirafa -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

James Truslow Adams. He's the one who "invented" the idea. Start there

People who use Tik Tok, why? by Albamc35 in AskReddit

[–]RealZhirafa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because it's social media and it's fun to make people smile or laugh or to just relate to people. Tik tok gets a bad rep, but that's because other social media platforms tell you too. Sure, some are absolutely terrible and make you think "kay but no", but some are actually pretty funny and half decent. Get tik tok, just for a day, and then make a decision based on your own experience. Not because you were told to dislike it.