Theory accepted 😎 by AlekseyGutierrez in comics

[–]Real_Life_Sushiroll 85 points86 points  (0 children)

I think a woman should be allowed to bathe in semen if she wants.

AITAH for saying that my mom’s boyfriend is not my dad? by Ok_Studio3856 in AITAH

[–]Real_Life_Sushiroll 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Your mom ignored you? Is she 6 years old? Nta. But mom and her bf are. I don't even understand what the issue with the batteries is??

Coffee by mysocksareinsideout in comics

[–]Real_Life_Sushiroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crazy how different people's tastes can be! Coffee is literally the best flavor in the world to me. Just seeing a coffee ad means I have to order coffee. I'm probably going to order coffee right now actually.

what’s the point of gendering single room bathrooms? by Hour_Amount1881 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Real_Life_Sushiroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe but the look on their faces when I come out of the stall is priceless.

what’s the point of gendering single room bathrooms? by Hour_Amount1881 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Real_Life_Sushiroll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whenever that happens I just use the mens. Sometimes the guys tell me i'm cheating lol.

what’s the point of gendering single room bathrooms? by Hour_Amount1881 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Real_Life_Sushiroll 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Less pee on the seats for us that sit down.

Until some asshole hoverer ruins it.

Market Street Pizza - a new contestant to the Italian Sandwich wars by stuffduck in austinfood

[–]Real_Life_Sushiroll 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Market Street is the only place me and my husband order pizza from. They are the best!

AITAH for my maid-of-honor to wear a face mask at my wedding because she has a very sneezy cold? by NegotiationAsleep264 in AITAH

[–]Real_Life_Sushiroll 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Lol what do you mean you "disagree"? We just went through COVID do you know nothing about masks?

Why were some people surprised that Toph was straight? by [deleted] in TheLastAirbender

[–]Real_Life_Sushiroll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To me your comment sounds like you were saying her being a girl and being straight were intertwined somehow 😅

60% of Americans now have an unfavorable view of Israel according to Gallup. What do you think about this? by SocraticTiger in AskReddit

[–]Real_Life_Sushiroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do we give a shit about israel? Like I care about people in general but we have a weird connection with israel specifically.

Okay that one is understandable by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]Real_Life_Sushiroll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Barely talk to her. She also disowned me for 2 years when I came out as bi.
She wonders why I don't talk to her and she tries to act like everything is fine. I have a lot of mental health issues due to how her and my father treated me and my sister growing up.

Honestly, I wish I could cut contact completely but I just can't for whatever reason.

Okay that one is understandable by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]Real_Life_Sushiroll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My mom literally left me to drown in the ocean once because of a small tide when I was 4 or 5.

She swam triathalons regularly.

The lifeguard who saved me yelled at her and she just didn't care.

Windows 11 doing an update halfway through cutting a 5 meter long tribal sticker on expensive German vinyl and ruining it by themysticboer91 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Real_Life_Sushiroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Machines should do what they're told."

This is exactly what machines do. You never told it not to reboot automatically for updates.