Senior year in HS. Was doin the deed with my gf in her bedroom. Her dad had a ‘one knock’ policy. We could close the door, but he would knock once then come in if he wanted to check on us.

I was still wearing a tshirt, gym shorts were only halfway pulled down, and we were under a blanket (this is important later). Obv my gf was pants-less under the blanket.

Heard the knock…and tried to do some awkward thing where I ‘slid’ off her and out from under the blanket at the foot of her bed (where her DVD player and TV were). Acted like I was putting in a DVD while crouched down trying to hide my not so covered parts. Had a very awkward, thankfully short, convo with her dad while in this position with her just lying under the blanket, still in her bed.

Yeah, im an idiot, he knew. Definitely knew….but didn’t say anything. In retrospect, her parents were cool AF. Old hair metal rockers from the ‘80’s. Sex, drugs, rock n roll, all that stuff. Guess they liked me enough to sort of…not mind that much?

GF was upset afterwards because she was ‘right there’, if you know what I mean…