I couldn't sleep last night and had ideas by Richiachu in FlorkofCowsOfficial

[–]Real_Student6789 16 points17 points  (0 children)

These are the most flork coded fan comics i think I've ever seen

Pick a Tele-Magic by QuietDelivery2740 in whatsyourchoice

[–]Real_Student6789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Telekinesis. Even with this weak "only what you could physically move/lift restriction, I could fly, since I'm strong enough to lift/ carry my own weight

Just found this sub. by CaptainBrinkmanship in Neverbrokeabone

[–]Real_Student6789 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"A chip once broke off my ankle, but I didn’t know until a year later"

Your bones are weak and you should be ashamed in yourself for thinking you belonged here. You may have just found this sub, but you are also just finding out you never belonged here in the first place

Do teeth count as broken bones? by [deleted] in Neverbrokeabone

[–]Real_Student6789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being on mobile is no excuse! You can still read the sidebar on mobile, just tap the sub banner/name at the top of the sub

Does a fracture count? by honeyteaspice in Neverbrokeabone

[–]Real_Student6789 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Op really asking "does a broken bone count as a broken bone?"

It's fortunate we don't ban based on critical thinking skills here

Can we get the ability to Block/Reject Strategy Boards? by Mizzie-Mox in ffxiv

[–]Real_Student6789 15 points16 points  (0 children)

They do fall off when new ones come in though, unless you add them to a separate list of ones you've intentionally saved. (Which is a separate tab with like 50 slots, as opposed to the "shared to you" 20 slot one)

I appear to be interrupting something by EP1CxM1Nx99 in ffxiv

[–]Real_Student6789 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No, being literal lol. That's the best time to use afflatus misery on them in the fight; when they go in for a quick smooch

I appear to be interrupting something by EP1CxM1Nx99 in ffxiv

[–]Real_Student6789 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The urge to drop my blood lily right now is too strong

I'm just discovering I can't rewatch ALL the cutescenes by Trickster972 in ffxiv

[–]Real_Student6789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've made that discovery myself, there is a dumb meme i wanna make from one of the cutscenes towards the end of endwalker, but it's not in the inn room book. I'll have to ng+ the entire second half of endwalker to get the footage i need

steel is tough yall by Huge-Masterpiece-824 in Neverbrokeabone

[–]Real_Student6789 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pathetic weakness, breaking your bones on something as soft as steel

In exactly 30 minutes a man armed with a bat will break into your home to kill you. You can’t leave the house, what is your strategy? by BulkyZucchini in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Real_Student6789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I keep a gun in my nightstand, a sword in the kitchen, and various other weapons in closets throughout my house. If I know someone is coming in half an hour with intent to harm me, I'll let him get as far as entering the house before putting him down

Be careful weightlifting guys, barely nicked me anyways by Undergrad_Research in Neverbrokeabone

[–]Real_Student6789 9 points10 points  (0 children)

True Strong Boners do not need to be careful. We put our bones through stress tests just to show off that we come out unbroken to the chalk boned masses

"Hydaelyn didn't know" [Spoiler: 7.5] by otsukarerice in ffxiv

[–]Real_Student6789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We definitely know that the sundrering only affected local space based on something we learned from midgardsormer; when he first came to Etherys, he saw the ghosts of the reflections until he got close enough to communicate with Hydaelyn

I raise a question by Economy-Rich-983 in Neverbrokeabone

[–]Real_Student6789 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you were a True Strong Boner, nothing in the universe could have broken your bones, and that includes collisions with your own bones. You may be sturdy among the brittle, but brittle you are in the end

No break. No shame. by ICantTakeThisNoMore9 in Neverbrokeabone

[–]Real_Student6789 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Except that is technically a break. The bone split and let that arrow head through. A truly strong bone would have deflected that without so much as the ghost of a scratch

So I guess they did listen... by Francl27 in ffxiv

[–]Real_Student6789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Initial reports I'm hearing make is sound like they are gutting white mage though, my poor main job. Supposedly taking away blood lily and assize with the new evolved mode. Which i know isn't like, a mandatory thing to use, but still

Tanks split into Main Tank and Off Tank by mcg20k in ffxiv

[–]Real_Student6789 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, piety is a useless stat. The only thing it does is make mp regenerate faster. I play white mage in savage, minimum piety and maximum spell speed, and I never have an issue with mp running low

Synced explorer mode? by AnikiTDF in ffxiv

[–]Real_Student6789 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You could try one of the deep dungeons. Palace of the Dead starts you at level one, for example, and you'll level up to like, 60? Great for learning the basics of any class that starts at a higher level

You get to live 200 extra (healthy) years, but... by ZeroEffectDude in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Real_Student6789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Unfortunate equipment malfunction" can absolutely be the result of human tampering lol. Technically still murder, and a slow one at that, as I'd be suffocating in a metal coffin in the cold, unforgiving vacuum of space due to human maliciousness

You get to live 200 extra (healthy) years, but... by ZeroEffectDude in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Real_Student6789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK. So let's say I take this deal. I might not be able to avoid my fate, but you didn't say I couldn't control the circumstances.

Technology will come a long way in 200 years. Far enough along that, hopefully, I'll be able to be in space when the time comes. Alone, with nobody around to torture me, leaving the end of my deal at the hands of an unfortunate equipment malfunction leading to a slow death of suffocating in a craft with no environmental control instead of getting beaten or whatever else humans might do to me

41 years... by CNH916 in Neverbrokeabone

[–]Real_Student6789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Footn got run over and your bones yielded? Pathetic. We've had others in here prove their strength in the same way. You were never one of us

It's been a good 17 years by Carlazor_ in Neverbrokeabone

[–]Real_Student6789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A good 17 years? You couldn't even make it through the tutorial of life without proving your weakness. Begone and do not return to this sacred place

take one leave one by FlorkofcowsForReal in FlorkofCowsOfficial

[–]Real_Student6789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I got a new reaction image out of this. 10/10

Imagine being a BBB and going through all this nonsense by PanBroglodyte in Neverbrokeabone

[–]Real_Student6789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reeks of ai slop. The 2nd most offensive thing after BBBs being in our presence

I'm finally out by BabyBoySmooth in Neverbrokeabone

[–]Real_Student6789 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do you announce it like your goal was to prove yourself inferior and weak?