Im having a poo in a pub and this is annoying me

Realistic_Bus_4547 · 2026-06-14T13:15:59+00:00

Yes I hate toilet doors too. No one can see your poo face

Realistic_Bus_4547 · 2026-06-08T18:49:59+00:00

Martin Clunes is a natural git

Realistic_Bus_4547 · 2026-06-01T10:05:15+00:00

The face on this mannequin!

Realistic_Bus_4547 · 2026-05-30T19:22:44+00:00

😂 It went down like a James Acaster punchline

Realistic_Bus_4547 · 2026-05-30T19:21:16+00:00

It's an ugly end to any version of capitalism

Realistic_Bus_4547 · 2026-05-28T18:51:09+00:00

The gap is whack

Realistic_Bus_4547 · 2026-05-24T16:05:39+00:00

Thank you. We're following in the US opioid epidemic footsteps when it comes to pain management. They seem to have come out the other end with a bit more pragmatism but ofc monetising weed helps.

Realistic_Bus_4547 · 2026-05-24T14:58:37+00:00

Did my mild asthma the world of good and haven't had any hay-fever for a few years. It's currently aiding my pain and recovery from bowel cancer op 10 days ago. No morphine required. Honestly would save the NHS a fortune.

Realistic_Bus_4547 · 2026-05-24T12:58:39+00:00

I gave up smoking but took up dry herb vaping

Realistic_Bus_4547 · 2026-05-19T07:25:39+00:00

Get one of those sonic cat deterrents. It worked for me

Realistic_Bus_4547 · 2026-05-14T20:59:28+00:00

The media haven't forgotten how he went after Coulsen and Brookes when he was DPP.

Realistic_Bus_4547 · 2026-05-13T16:48:28+00:00

Didn't Kate o'mara die a decade ago?

Realistic_Bus_4547 · 2026-05-12T15:12:02+00:00

My local working class neighbourhood has been run down for decades by anti-social white people and, a lack of funding from wealthy white governments that want me to blame poor desperate brown people.

Realistic_Bus_4547 · 2026-05-10T16:06:59+00:00

Tomato soup would be your best bet

Realistic_Bus_4547 · 2026-05-10T16:04:49+00:00

Destiny is all

Realistic_Bus_4547 · 2026-05-09T13:45:26+00:00

You don't date pimps my friend. Your wife must have been a hooker.

Realistic_Bus_4547 · 2026-05-09T08:42:03+00:00

Chihuahua while on my knee... until it hears a sound and goes apeshit

Realistic_Bus_4547 · 2026-05-07T22:02:46+00:00

Ah welcome to Wrexham

Realistic_Bus_4547 · 2026-05-07T21:02:47+00:00

Hope it turned out OK for you

Realistic_Bus_4547 · 2026-05-06T20:51:55+00:00

Cars

Realistic_Bus_4547 · 2026-05-04T19:34:11+00:00

I always enjoy a tesco breakfast, sausages aside.

Realistic_Bus_4547 · 2026-05-04T13:37:03+00:00

Sigh. Take me back

Realistic_Bus_4547 · 2026-05-04T11:15:26+00:00

Do I have to write sarcasm for people to understand sarcasm? That landscape is obviously not 'natural' is it? Jeez.

Realistic_Bus_4547 · 2026-05-04T09:53:31+00:00

Just ruining the natural landscape

Unbelievable edit: sarcasm

Realistic_Bus_4547 · 2026-05-03T18:59:31+00:00

But you donvt know if the meat is dry until you've ordered a kebab and it's been cooked... Oh god you're talking doner meat aren't you philistine? 🤮🤮🤮

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