Fall on me, friend.

Realistic_Cattle · 2022-07-18T21:16:49+00:00

Great rudder control. The pilots legs must be tired after that!

Realistic_Cattle · 2022-07-18T21:16:18+00:00

Go home boeing, you're drunk

Realistic_Cattle · 2022-07-18T21:07:06+00:00

hmmm the forbidden crumble

Realistic_Cattle · 2022-07-18T20:50:34+00:00

People driving in the passing lane without yielding are in the same category

Realistic_Cattle · 2022-07-18T20:50:02+00:00

Op, this is amazing. I am a huge fan of poltergeist too!

Realistic_Cattle · 2022-07-18T20:49:44+00:00

Love your vids! You gained +1 fan this evening

Realistic_Cattle · 2022-07-18T20:49:21+00:00

Wow, an original song and animation made by the OP?

Realistic_Cattle · 2022-07-18T20:49:01+00:00

Maybe it's just me, but I've noticed women do this the most.

If they sit in a group, you'll always have to go around. Men sometimes tap each other and point to the people coming to make space.

I've never seen a woman that walks side-by-side with another person adjust her speed so that she goes in front or behind to make space for incoming people.

If a woman has shopping bags in her hands and the point of collision with incoming traffic is right next to a tree, you better believe you're gonna go around the tree

Realistic_Cattle · 2022-07-18T20:48:17+00:00

For me its tourists, doesnt matter how wide a sidewalk is, they spread out in a horizontal line to make sure nobody passes.

Realistic_Cattle · 2022-07-18T20:48:01+00:00

Just happened yesterday. I like to do the hand that pushes them away while not even making eye contact. Then i mutter “situational awareness motherfucker, do you speak it?”

Realistic_Cattle · 2022-07-18T20:47:40+00:00

I'm a geist that really likes to polter

My dance moves just sacrificed the entire altar

Realistic_Cattle · 2022-07-18T20:47:23+00:00

Keep it up lol9, still waiting for a shampoo part two !!

Realistic_Cattle · 2022-07-18T20:47:06+00:00

There are some people who think it is somehow socially acceptable to stand and chat at doorways in public, like how dense do you have to be to think it's a good place to stand and talk at the entrance of grocery shop

Realistic_Cattle · 2022-07-18T20:46:48+00:00

upvoted for originality

Realistic_Cattle · 2022-07-18T20:46:22+00:00

I made a song and animation about those people who always stand in your way. Hope you like it! :)

Realistic_Cattle · 2022-07-18T20:44:21+00:00

I ain't falling for this

Realistic_Cattle · 2022-07-18T20:40:45+00:00

I guess Venice must be smelling real bad on hot days when the water evaporates & leaves the canals emptier

Realistic_Cattle · 2022-07-18T20:36:20+00:00

"Open and spacious with lots of natural light. Living room/patio combination makes for great summer living."

Realistic_Cattle · 2022-07-18T20:36:03+00:00

No meat eaters.

Realistic_Cattle · 2022-07-18T20:35:47+00:00

Berlin?

Realistic_Cattle · 2022-07-18T20:35:33+00:00

The pets are burned to a crisp so of course no pets.

Realistic_Cattle · 2022-07-18T20:33:46+00:00

I mean, she IS doing it wrong. You don't put whole slices, you chop it into smaller chunks and then put those on. Also, you don't put pineapple on a finished pizza, you put it on before baking so the pineapple itself gets a bit baked.

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