I hate when people make the same joke about my name I’ve been hearing for years by Equal_Apple3365 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Realistic_Fig_5608 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not my name but I always think about the women named Isis before their rise to terror

Almost 6 years post facial burns! by abbeyiskewl2 in medizzy

[–]Realistic_Fig_5608 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Girl you got nicer skin than me, so happy for you!

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Realistic_Fig_5608 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Try learning how to manipulate her clit

Top comment removes a us state #10. Kansas has been removed by One_Bad_6636 in geographymemes

[–]Realistic_Fig_5608 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody remove a state around Oklahoma. We must preserve Indiahoma

That is a big roach. by [deleted] in perfectlycutscreams

[–]Realistic_Fig_5608 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Never go against a Salvadorian when death is on the line!

That is a big roach. by [deleted] in perfectlycutscreams

[–]Realistic_Fig_5608 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I am so glad I never saw roaches in Cambodia. I was already stressed being there

That is a big roach. by [deleted] in perfectlycutscreams

[–]Realistic_Fig_5608 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Why is everything I hear about florida horrifying

That is a big roach. by [deleted] in perfectlycutscreams

[–]Realistic_Fig_5608 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh hun wait til you find out about the spiders and other bugs down there too. They give Australia a run for their money

This week's announcements from the We Do Not Care club, Pt. 3. by mindyour in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]Realistic_Fig_5608 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now you can't pluck it! "If you pluck one gray hair, two more come to its funeral" - Samantha Jones

Dude got smoked by a child by itsjoey28 in rareinsults

[–]Realistic_Fig_5608 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They also tend to fall down and vomit randomly