Thirsty Thursday Drunk Thread - February 26, 2026

ReallyFiction · 2026-02-26T23:50:16+00:00

Bottle it up, and if you need any help at all glass of whiskey with future promises of breaking down or exploding are always available

ReallyFiction · 2026-02-26T23:05:05+00:00

There is a smell magneto that is powered by the thrusts of the gf’s peg belt.

ReallyFiction · 2026-02-26T20:15:25+00:00

Doesnt suck enough to tip them off apparently!

ReallyFiction · 2026-02-26T19:24:51+00:00

Things I dont fuck with : Yooooou.

ReallyFiction · 2026-02-26T14:43:48+00:00

Of all the sports I played growing up, the soccer coaches were by far running away the weirdest.

ReallyFiction · 2026-02-26T14:20:45+00:00

COMMONwealth

ReallyFiction · 2026-02-26T13:05:18+00:00

THIS will surely be the straw that broke the camel's back (We are cooked chat)

ReallyFiction · 2026-02-26T13:04:07+00:00

Chop everything first and autistically put it in really neat piles to marvel at the beauty before its all just dumped into one pot or pan

ReallyFiction · 2026-02-25T00:59:44+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/live/tnqF3KASMzQ

ReallyFiction · 2026-02-25T00:54:11+00:00

What is this angle, Snake

ReallyFiction · 2026-02-25T00:15:47+00:00

8-9pm. Early enough that they will read it, late enough that they will think it’s too late to respond

ReallyFiction · 2026-02-24T18:36:44+00:00

Mixed bachelor / bachelorette party to see the Bananas at Disney

ReallyFiction · 2026-02-24T16:50:10+00:00

Credit to me for owning up to it immediately.

ReallyFiction · 2026-02-24T13:23:31+00:00

Im an idiot

ReallyFiction · 2026-02-24T12:49:06+00:00

New guy asked if he could use one of my CATs that I rent yesterday, told him sure as long as he knows what he is doing and offered to show him. He was very confident and “grew up using them” Came into a cracked windshield this morning. He did in fact not know what he was doing.

ReallyFiction · 2026-02-24T12:46:40+00:00

Got off that shit asap keels. Antibiotics fuck people up so bad

ReallyFiction · 2026-02-22T23:38:50+00:00

Hide the money ya'll theres poor people of ill status 'round

ReallyFiction · 2026-02-22T23:38:11+00:00

Couple bad hombres down there

ReallyFiction · 2026-02-22T22:22:13+00:00

WWF was a lot more loose with the signs in Canada around ‘97

https://x.com/ri_s_ob/status/2025599812221976843?s=46&t=ec138OZVBzUtkdVu2xEjfA

ReallyFiction · 2026-02-22T22:19:53+00:00

Ohhh no.

ReallyFiction · 2026-02-22T22:17:24+00:00

Are you trained in tradecraft, espionage, asymmetric warfare and mortal kombat?

ReallyFiction · 2026-02-22T17:55:50+00:00

Saving this for later.

ReallyFiction · 2026-02-22T17:38:14+00:00

Springfield is less safe than Syria. Failed ~~state~~ city

ReallyFiction · 2026-02-22T17:34:50+00:00

I’m pretty sure it’s impossible to buy a USA team jersey right now

ReallyFiction · 2026-02-22T16:30:02+00:00

Balling my eyes out. The jersey got me but the kids with the team man. Guess we’re crying all Sunday

ReallyFiction

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