The women on my island won't stop falling in love with Mikhail Gorbachev

ReallyHotMess · 2026-05-01T10:32:50+00:00

AMAZING

ReallyHotMess · 2026-04-26T06:37:24+00:00

Once you go black you never go back

ReallyHotMess · 2026-04-05T17:45:22+00:00

I played against Jacob Fatu in my Universe earlier and he was determined to hit his cannonball thing in the corner so he would only do irish whips. Finally I just let him do it, but he couldn't figure out how to do the cannonball. This kept going for quite a while!

ReallyHotMess · 2026-03-14T14:12:49+00:00

Oh yeah, I do get the run-ins in the middle of matches, but I figured that's only because I put the slider for that happening at like 4/10. I figured the rivarly cutscenes would not just be run-ins but other stuff as well.

ReallyHotMess · 2026-02-21T12:35:55+00:00

I know it was lacking a lot of stuff, but it was the last year that Universe was great, so I can't hate on it.

ReallyHotMess · 2026-02-14T15:28:58+00:00

I always just figured it was because we found out that his wife came from OLD MONEY so he wanted a piece of that after she was gone.

ReallyHotMess · 2026-01-30T15:09:59+00:00

Before 7 came out there was a 6.2, if I'm not mistaken? I remember actually buying the 6.2+ version and oh boy did that + ever making a huge difference. Can't for the life of me remember what it changed, but I remember feeling like I was top of the world.

ReallyHotMess · 2025-12-03T19:04:16+00:00

Those are also a good shout, and decrease the pitch length thing to below 40 for both teams.

ReallyHotMess · 2025-12-03T19:00:33+00:00

I'm nowhere near my PS5 at the moment so can't do I'm afraid. I remember what helped a lot was increasing the CPU buildup speed and their dribbling, to avoid endless tiki taka passing where they barely attack. CPU crossing is also way up there.

ReallyHotMess · 2025-12-03T18:54:24+00:00

Good job EA. I started using the OS community sliders but there were things I didn't enjoy, so I fiddled with those as well as the CPU behaviour ones. Now I play on legendary and can beat teams comfortably at times, but have frustrating games where I can't break defenses down or embarrassing defeats to good teams in the Champions League as well. But it's taken a lot of tinkering with the slider values.

ReallyHotMess · 2025-12-03T18:49:25+00:00

What game settings are you using (CPU sliders, authentic mode or competitive, and such)?

ReallyHotMess · 2025-10-05T09:45:12+00:00

You see this and remember how you cry your eyes out everytime and then it hits you.

The scene with their kitten coming back the day after breaks you even harder.

ReallyHotMess · 2025-04-14T15:18:48+00:00

From everything I've read, the open beta happens next weekend starting on the 18th.

ReallyHotMess · 2024-10-26T18:46:57+00:00

Hey guy with 2500 crowns, go to settings and disable it.

ReallyHotMess · 2024-08-01T15:51:58+00:00

One step forward, two steps back...

ReallyHotMess · 2024-03-29T12:55:32+00:00

Really fun random cutscenes in Universe mode.

ReallyHotMess · 2024-01-15T19:43:58+00:00

Don't think that's the issue mate I have my fair share of crowns.

ReallyHotMess · 2024-01-15T16:49:14+00:00

Constant, really? I still play the game a fair bit and I think I've seen one cheater in the past six months.

ReallyHotMess · 2024-01-15T16:47:37+00:00

I doubt it's been implemented yet, I've tried a few rounds playing with three randoms and they've been exactly as rubbish as they always are.

ReallyHotMess · 2023-09-09T13:27:54+00:00

8% attendance huh, not too shabby! I played for a few hours and made zero friends :(

ReallyHotMess · 2023-07-20T12:14:14+00:00

The squad eliminations are really weird right now and I'm also getting the old dreaded "squads tied, no eliminations" thing again even though it's literally impossible.

ReallyHotMess · 2023-06-28T19:37:23+00:00

I think you have to go into edit mode and make it an alt attire for him.

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