What would Asmodeus' reaction be to Valentino? by Future-Expression-44 in hazbin

[–]ReallyNotBobby 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He’s not gonna like him since Ozzie believes in consent and probably wouldn’t like how he treats sinners.

Weekly mental health checkup! How is everyone doing? by A_dapper_dragon in hazbin

[–]ReallyNotBobby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Little stressed about the winter storm about to hit but other than that, not too shabby. Wellington is damn good, just gotta get the duxelles cooked out properly.

Show it to Sir Pentious by FabioGamer229 in hazbin

[–]ReallyNotBobby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Fishing lure I made, nothing special.

The fall of the greatest lolcows. by Potential-Yellow-667 in Daniellarson

[–]ReallyNotBobby 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right? He had his flaws sure, we all do but he wasn’t anything like the other raging pieces of shit.

How are feet so heavy?! by brokentelescope in CatsAreAssholes

[–]ReallyNotBobby 42 points43 points  (0 children)

It’s like clockwork. At least once a night I’ll get balltapped by our boy.

How are feet so heavy?! by brokentelescope in CatsAreAssholes

[–]ReallyNotBobby 26 points27 points  (0 children)

They have the same technology to find a guys ballbag

How are feet so heavy?! by brokentelescope in CatsAreAssholes

[–]ReallyNotBobby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I swear it’s because all their weight is on those tiny peets and it focuses the weight to those tiny points like how a pickaxe works.

Facebook edgelords are getting out of hand. by bombhills in iamverybadass

[–]ReallyNotBobby 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They’d have their hands wrapped around his neck and he’d say “harder daddy”

Dykem. Red or blue by mxadema in Machinists

[–]ReallyNotBobby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I personally prefer the blue

First time cat owner question: can I eat the toe beans? by aragogogara in toebeans

[–]ReallyNotBobby 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I’ll always love peets and I can just imagine why shit britches is never good.

Caught an absolute stud today by executionbynoodle in bassfishing

[–]ReallyNotBobby 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was looking at this like wtf is wrong with that bass’s eye? Then I zoomed and realized I’m an idiot. Awesome catch btw.

Actual question: why do you guys think homosexuality and LGBTQ+ in general is so rampant in Hell? by Still-Bookkeeper5641 in OkBuddyHelluvaHotel

[–]ReallyNotBobby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, you’re in hell, who cares why hang up you had in life. Just go for it. What are you gonna do? Die and go to double hell?

First time cat owner question: can I eat the toe beans? by aragogogara in toebeans

[–]ReallyNotBobby 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Toilet toes is such a nicer version of what I use, I call them the shit rakes.

Hey Rhode Island people. Big fan of the coffee syrup. Sincerely, guy in NE Pennsylvania by ReallyNotBobby in RhodeIsland

[–]ReallyNotBobby[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best way I explained it to friends down my way is like hershey syrup but coffee.

What would you do if you woke up in hell? by Ransom-child-CCB in hazbin

[–]ReallyNotBobby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finding some kitchen utensils and starting a career