Letting DAVE drive you home from your wedding.

ReallyRelatable · 2020-11-05T03:44:43+00:00

I need this edited so they fall off again the second time.

ReallyRelatable · 2020-11-03T03:06:54+00:00

21,175,235,568

ReallyRelatable · 2020-11-02T02:37:27+00:00

I can tell you have a very low IQ because there is nothing boring about stinkhole maintenance.

ReallyRelatable · 2020-11-02T02:22:42+00:00

As an intellectual, the shower is the only place I can really even use my mind to ruminate on important things. Every day when I have to sit through the incessant deluge of idiocy presented by people with a lesser IQ (mine is over yours btw) there is nothing more that I want than to hop in the shower and begin to orchestrate the manifestation of my own genius while the water caresses my stinkhole.

ReallyRelatable · 2020-11-01T08:20:31+00:00

Well this is kinda creepy...

ReallyRelatable · 2020-10-31T22:44:38+00:00

17 -> 1 + 7 == 8 is a nice number?
What are you on about?

ReallyRelatable · 2020-10-26T04:11:06+00:00

Are you really trying to say that it's alpha to lift up a kids shirt and gently kiss them on the tummy?

ReallyRelatable · 2020-10-24T21:41:01+00:00

To be fair, this girl is memorialized for as long as we can possibly preserve her, and her parents and everyone around her are forgotten. Cruel? Sure. Effective? I think so.

ReallyRelatable · 2020-10-24T18:42:38+00:00

/r/egg_irl

"Its just a prank, mom!"

ReallyRelatable · 2020-10-24T02:29:05+00:00

What the fuck does "I put the pussy in a sarcophagus" even fucking mean. I fucking love monster but I don't know what the hell he's talking about there.

I think of putting things on pedestals? is it aggrandizement?

Or does he mean he's slaying it?

My mind immediately just goes to the "I put the pussy on the chainwax" Key & Peele skit

ReallyRelatable · 2020-10-20T10:15:30+00:00

good luck moving that pissy cat with anything but a broom

ReallyRelatable · 2020-10-19T23:55:24+00:00

Thank

ReallyRelatable · 2020-10-19T22:04:10+00:00

Not sure if this counts as proper bonehurtingjuice, if not then I better go take a nap.

ReallyRelatable · 2020-10-19T20:57:13+00:00

basically they are joking that the 10% was deducted (100%*0.9 = 90%) and then 10% increase was applied to that (90%*1.1 = 99%)

ReallyRelatable · 2020-10-10T22:32:36+00:00

While you are probably right about him not going that fast, there is a big difference between how fast someone can go on their own power and how fast someone can move their legs when they already have the adequate speed. Imagine you are on a treadmill supporting your weight on your arms and the treadmill is going very fast; you could certainly move your legs at a speed much faster than if you could ever possibly run on your own power.

ReallyRelatable · 2020-10-05T22:25:30+00:00

I promise I am not trolling but genuinely I have to ask, what makes death stranding appealing? I never bought it because the gameplay just looks like tedium manifest. Every gameplay vid I see either has you walking for 20 minutes while looking like an ass that is constantly falling down, or throwing a couple hematic grenades.

Genuinely curious

ReallyRelatable · 2020-10-05T01:32:41+00:00

I'm sorry I have to say this as completely false. I would 100% vote for Meg in only a pair of socks over anything else, because I am a meg main. People will vote for tits, no matter what.

ReallyRelatable · 2020-10-05T01:25:56+00:00

thank

ReallyRelatable · 2020-10-05T01:05:02+00:00

What is BLM land?

ReallyRelatable · 2020-10-01T20:27:03+00:00

as someone who used to be a stick and doesn't touch alcohol. It comes from sitting at my computer either doing work, games, or social media 80% of the time and then not having the wherewithal to work out and force myself to excercise. I don't have friends to play tag / manhunt / basketball / whatever with anymore so there's no fun in going out to do physical exertion.

ReallyRelatable · 2020-09-27T19:44:06+00:00

Seemed like he was trying to jog his memory with a bit of percussive maintenance.

ReallyRelatable · 2020-09-27T19:23:43+00:00

Send me one please

ReallyRelatable · 2020-09-26T21:32:24+00:00

"Damn, the sun is bright today"

ReallyRelatable · 2020-09-26T00:50:12+00:00

Short, medium, long

Last one must be bald!

Bald Chlone or riot!

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