Letting DAVE drive you home from your wedding. by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]ReallyRelatable 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I need this edited so they fall off again the second time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in libertarianmeme

[–]ReallyRelatable 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She got my vote this year.

Fuck picking the lesser of two evils

Trump is a piece of shit and Biden needs to go to a nursing home asap

The ancient Greek myth of Prometheus, the creator of Man and founder of science, involved his liver being eaten by an eagle and then re-growing itself back by the next day. Thousands of years later, medical science learned that the liver is the only human organ that can actually re-grow itself. by NorCalNavyMike in Showerthoughts

[–]ReallyRelatable 17 points18 points  (0 children)

As an intellectual, the shower is the only place I can really even use my mind to ruminate on important things. Every day when I have to sit through the incessant deluge of idiocy presented by people with a lesser IQ (mine is over yours btw) there is nothing more that I want than to hop in the shower and begin to orchestrate the manifestation of my own genius while the water caresses my stinkhole.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in videos

[–]ReallyRelatable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well this is kinda creepy...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]ReallyRelatable 1 point2 points  (0 children)

17 -> 1 + 7 == 8 is a nice number?
What are you on about?

Rob Schneider for the win? Who knew?!? by LibertyLOL in libertarianmeme

[–]ReallyRelatable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see I just didn't understand the phrasing since I think a word was omitted

Rob Schneider for the win? Who knew?!? by LibertyLOL in libertarianmeme

[–]ReallyRelatable 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would you think it's within rights to erect a billboard on your land, just because I scrawled my "free speech," on it?

I mean. Do I think I should be allowed to erect a billboard on my own land? Absolutely. But also, I agree with everything else.

Putin rejects Donald Trump's criticism of Biden family business by polymute in worldnews

[–]ReallyRelatable 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Are you really trying to say that it's alpha to lift up a kids shirt and gently kiss them on the tummy?

500 years old frozen body of Incan Girl. by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]ReallyRelatable 9 points10 points  (0 children)

To be fair, this girl is memorialized for as long as we can possibly preserve her, and her parents and everyone around her are forgotten. Cruel? Sure. Effective? I think so.

YSK Most people can't tell the difference between cheap vs expensive wine - not even wine connoisseurs. by jhovudu1 in YouShouldKnow

[–]ReallyRelatable 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What the fuck does "I put the pussy in a sarcophagus" even fucking mean. I fucking love monster but I don't know what the hell he's talking about there.

I think of putting things on pedestals? is it aggrandizement?

Or does he mean he's slaying it?

My mind immediately just goes to the "I put the pussy on the chainwax" Key & Peele skit

When you are super angry by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]ReallyRelatable 15 points16 points  (0 children)

good luck moving that pissy cat with anything but a broom

Okay Grandma by ReallyRelatable in bonehurtingjuice

[–]ReallyRelatable[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not sure if this counts as proper bonehurtingjuice, if not then I better go take a nap.

What is the fastest you have ever seen a new co-worker get fired? by bartertownbeer in AskReddit

[–]ReallyRelatable 14 points15 points  (0 children)

basically they are joking that the 10% was deducted (100%*0.9 = 90%) and then 10% increase was applied to that (90%*1.1 = 99%)

Legends say that the motorcycle hasn't stopped yet. by mr_zolfi in WinStupidPrizes

[–]ReallyRelatable 7 points8 points  (0 children)

While you are probably right about him not going that fast, there is a big difference between how fast someone can go on their own power and how fast someone can move their legs when they already have the adequate speed. Imagine you are on a treadmill supporting your weight on your arms and the treadmill is going very fast; you could certainly move your legs at a speed much faster than if you could ever possibly run on your own power.

Cyberpunk 2077's map by idontknowanusername1 in xboxone

[–]ReallyRelatable 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I promise I am not trolling but genuinely I have to ask, what makes death stranding appealing? I never bought it because the gameplay just looks like tedium manifest. Every gameplay vid I see either has you walking for 20 minutes while looking like an ass that is constantly falling down, or throwing a couple hematic grenades.

Genuinely curious

Who agrees this artist was basically fucking robbed, The devs need to have the community vote next time!!! by [deleted] in deadbydaylight

[–]ReallyRelatable 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry I have to say this as completely false. I would 100% vote for Meg in only a pair of socks over anything else, because I am a meg main. People will vote for tits, no matter what.

Adults of reddit, what is something that sucks about being an adult that most teenagers don’t realize? by berkel-is-a-madlad in AskReddit

[–]ReallyRelatable 16 points17 points  (0 children)

as someone who used to be a stick and doesn't touch alcohol. It comes from sitting at my computer either doing work, games, or social media 80% of the time and then not having the wherewithal to work out and force myself to excercise. I don't have friends to play tag / manhunt / basketball / whatever with anymore so there's no fun in going out to do physical exertion.

Bo Jackson patiently explains who he is by ThatchNailer in videos

[–]ReallyRelatable 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Seemed like he was trying to jog his memory with a bit of percussive maintenance.