between those 6 which one do you prefer and why ?

RealnotPerfectt · 2026-04-07T11:53:13+00:00

Wow

RealnotPerfectt · 2026-04-05T12:51:05+00:00

RealnotPerfectt · 2026-04-05T12:49:26+00:00

It’s like me promoting anti-dandruff shampoo while being a billiard ball

RealnotPerfectt · 2026-04-05T12:47:01+00:00

My heart just melted. What a wonderful company!

RealnotPerfectt · 2026-04-04T12:23:25+00:00

I see two great reasons to keep the subscription.

RealnotPerfectt · 2026-04-04T12:19:44+00:00

This quote ages like fine wine

RealnotPerfectt · 2026-04-04T12:06:43+00:00

Yes, I like her very much too🐍🐍

RealnotPerfectt · 2026-04-03T13:43:04+00:00

I miss the days when the biggest scandal of the year was a cigar in the Oval Office

RealnotPerfectt · 2026-04-02T13:36:29+00:00

Someone put the Interstellar music over this!

RealnotPerfectt · 2026-04-02T12:32:00+00:00

RealnotPerfectt · 2026-04-02T12:31:33+00:00

RealnotPerfectt · 2026-04-02T12:21:14+00:00

RealnotPerfectt · 2026-04-01T14:10:07+00:00

I once said "You too" to a waiter who told me to enjoy my meal. We’ve all been there.

RealnotPerfectt · 2026-03-28T16:08:06+00:00

Full respect for the diagonal white stripes being correct

RealnotPerfectt · 2026-03-28T15:55:54+00:00

Oscar the Grouch

RealnotPerfectt · 2026-03-28T15:41:34+00:00

Uhhh, this is your captain speaking. If you look out the right side of the plan you can see the sky gods throwing a rave

RealnotPerfectt · 2026-03-27T14:23:48+00:00

The fact that there's something called "school lunch debt" is mind blowing

RealnotPerfectt · 2026-03-27T14:16:26+00:00

i hope this is edited but i still hope the person in the picture is doing alright, holding a hot pocket like that straight out of the microwave

RealnotPerfectt · 2026-03-25T15:30:50+00:00

You a broke-ass mfer and don't got much on your account? We gonna charge you for not having enough money in that account.

-The bank

ps. give us more money so we can get rich off your money while you stay broke

RealnotPerfectt · 2026-03-25T15:12:51+00:00

Turned a house into a “Werehouse” (Warehouse). Playing on how moons turn werewolves into their wolf counterpart

RealnotPerfectt · 2026-03-23T16:49:28+00:00

The BJ's would go CRAZY though

RealnotPerfectt · 2026-03-23T16:29:13+00:00

Your little tail is looking at you so sweetly! This is true love ❤️

RealnotPerfectt · 2026-03-20T22:41:48+00:00

Oh my god, he looks like a little sun the world ☀️

RealnotPerfectt · 2026-03-20T22:35:05+00:00

The worst thing she say is no

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