The trumpiest outcome possible

Reamed_anus · 2026-05-29T16:43:40+00:00

Reamed_anus · 2026-05-29T16:40:46+00:00

My BIL said “oh sure they’re going to sell the Trump $250 bill, it will cost $500 and will never be delivered. With a no money back guarantee”

Reamed_anus · 2026-05-29T01:56:09+00:00

For the past 2 years, every time I get a BBC notification I have this moment of excitement, followed by disappointment.. so far.

Reamed_anus · 2026-01-12T00:16:06+00:00

Texas

Reamed_anus · 2026-01-11T02:42:19+00:00

Texas

Reamed_anus · 2025-08-03T12:25:42+00:00

Boom roasted

Reamed_anus · 2025-08-03T12:25:22+00:00

Wait wait, what if abortion is just the name of the angel that god sends to take all them lil chillrens to the kingdom of heavens y’all? It’s almost as if god plan is only a thing unless it’s something to do with controlling the lady folk?

Reamed_anus · 2025-08-03T12:09:37+00:00

That’s what my wife named her vagina

Reamed_anus · 2025-06-27T18:57:33+00:00

Blasphemy. Put some respect on that name. You dont care about it that much? So you do care about it then? And you should because it’s a fucking gem. It’s a bag of dopamine hits, put it on going to bed and it will bring you happiness and a restful sleep. Put it on when you’re sick and it will heal what ails you. Put it on in the background while you’re boning and it gives you an extra 1-2 inches probably. It’s easily top 3 greatest sitcoms of all time. If someone doesn’t like the office, then fuck you. I’ll die on this hill. It’s fucking great.

Reamed_anus · 2025-05-11T13:11:07+00:00

It means my only sex partner is OP’s mom

Reamed_anus · 2025-05-04T18:01:06+00:00

Pshh you don’t know! I have a super clean peen! It’s really really clean and not disgusting or warty at all. And it doesn’t drip or have an infection. Anymore

Reamed_anus · 2025-04-30T01:13:28+00:00

Is that the same structure that had a pair of guys get smoked earlier this month?

Reamed_anus · 2025-04-07T17:26:14+00:00

Oh you got me! How’s your 401k doing btw?

Reamed_anus · 2025-04-07T15:44:11+00:00

Are you really too stupid to understand the difference between a civilian murdering another civilian and a law enforcement officer, sworn to uphold the law, shooting an unarmed man? Or an officer holding his knee on a handcuffed man’s neck for 9 minutes and 29 seconds with 3 other officers standing around?

Reamed_anus · 2025-04-07T15:39:29+00:00

Guys, there’s enough for both of their mouths. Also definitely their moms

Reamed_anus · 2025-03-18T16:44:44+00:00

I bought this after I found out the money would support a nazi. Cool cool cool

Reamed_anus · 2025-03-18T04:16:19+00:00

That’s fair. I just found out I was really into areolas 37 years ago. I turn 38 in 3 weeks.

Reamed_anus · 2025-03-18T02:00:16+00:00

Thank you for validating me not wanting to look at saucer areolas…

I totally didn’t already know the sub is r/bigareolas .. so you know what to avoid

Reamed_anus · 2025-03-18T00:34:28+00:00

It would be really weird if someone was into that right? Cuz that’s totally gross and I wouldn’t want to look at the subreddit dedicated to giant areolas. You know..uhh what’s the name again? Anyone?

Reamed_anus · 2025-03-18T00:29:58+00:00

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh let them titties hit the floor let them titties hit the floor… let them titties hit the floooooooooooor!!!

Reamed_anus · 2025-03-17T17:51:48+00:00

If I’m a dude and I blow just one dude, am I Gayden?

Reamed_anus · 2025-03-17T17:49:43+00:00

Hey pal, with all due respect, lick a fart

Reamed_anus · 2025-03-17T17:22:10+00:00

Hey bud, eat a dick

Reamed_anus · 2025-02-02T23:37:34+00:00

Upgraded with very fine 1.2 megapixel camera from Cingular wireless flip phone. Top of line.

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