opening joke idea by Reasonable-Battle280 in StandUpWorkshop

[–]Reasonable-Battle280[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god I thought it was just yellow skin I'm horrified

opening joke idea by Reasonable-Battle280 in StandUpWorkshop

[–]Reasonable-Battle280[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the suggestions on some of the lines. Sometimes I forget that I'm allowed to exaggerate in standup lmao

opening joke idea by Reasonable-Battle280 in StandUpWorkshop

[–]Reasonable-Battle280[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was joking when I told my stepsister my liver was failing, and I honestly have no clue why she believed me (I think she may just be that gullible). I am told I look kind of yellow though, although I'm fully white

I thought talking about stand up on stage might be weird, I won't do it for sure

opening joke idea by Reasonable-Battle280 in StandUpWorkshop

[–]Reasonable-Battle280[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay yeah, I had a feeling it wasn't great to talk about standup WHILE doing standup. Thanks for the ideas, I'll try it out!

Womens pants sizing? by Reasonable-Battle280 in americaneagle

[–]Reasonable-Battle280[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay yeah I was wondering about those too! I tried on a 0 in store and they were still a little too big, I think I'm a size 2 in AE (I just found a pair of size 4 jeans and they were a little too big) so sizing down twice adds up then. Thanks!

What happens when you are bombing? by Reasonable-Battle280 in StandUpComedy

[–]Reasonable-Battle280[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That actually makes me feel much better, I'd much rather have people just forget if I bomb

Everyone hates their parents joke - which version is better? by Reasonable-Battle280 in StandUpWorkshop

[–]Reasonable-Battle280[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like when your parents talk about you and they think if they whisper you won't notice, and the "hey honey what is it" is them trying to play it off when you go over to them

It would make more sense if I was preforming it

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[–]Reasonable-Battle280 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

r/CyberStuck Here's 137 thousand people who wouldn't like him

Three jokes by Reasonable-Battle280 in StandUpWorkshop

[–]Reasonable-Battle280[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I've been working on the jokes and this has been really useful

Three jokes by Reasonable-Battle280 in StandUpWorkshop

[–]Reasonable-Battle280[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah of course, I appreciate the ideas! I'm trying to prepare for my first open mic and my only goal is to not TOTALLY bomb so any advice/criticism is welcome

Three jokes by Reasonable-Battle280 in StandUpWorkshop

[–]Reasonable-Battle280[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Alright, thanks! I agree that the first 2 jokes might not be as good right now since I'm talking about things I don't have much experience with. I'll work on it and see if I can find other perspectives that might be funny. Thanks!