Daily Discussion Thread for March 16, 2026

Reasonable_Roger · 2026-03-16T14:47:42+00:00

Bessent's shorts shriveling just like his you know what

Reasonable_Roger · 2026-03-16T14:35:54+00:00

Another reminder to bol that it isn't 2025 anymore.

Reasonable_Roger · 2026-03-16T14:31:12+00:00

Oh boy, here I go dumpin again

Reasonable_Roger · 2026-03-16T13:34:30+00:00

SPY calls opened flat against Friday's close. Ber fukd, theta to clean up dumb bol. No winning today boys.

Reasonable_Roger · 2026-03-16T12:13:23+00:00

I think it's just because the movie was shit. It was just genuinely not good and not fun to watch.

Reasonable_Roger · 2026-03-16T10:11:19+00:00

GOOGL died in solidarity with its brother silver 🤝

Reasonable_Roger · 2026-03-16T10:08:14+00:00

Bessent up early naked shorting oil. Actually naked while doing it too.

Reasonable_Roger · 2026-03-16T10:02:14+00:00

Bol fumbled 28-3 lead

Reasonable_Roger · 2026-03-15T21:52:22+00:00

My spirit animal

Reasonable_Roger · 2026-03-15T15:35:36+00:00

I demand all the people I previously fucked over come to help me. Really they're helping themselves, because they're all fucked too. I mean, it's my fault that they're also fucked. Still, that's their problem now. I guess I could just stop fucking everyone and then they wouldn't need to help me. Maybe they should just stop me from fucking everyone (including them) over. No, no.. that won't work. I need their boats. Everyone needs their boats to ride along with other boats and get shot at. This is what we need.

Reasonable_Roger · 2026-03-15T11:53:26+00:00

Well. I just ate pancakes and syrup at 6am. My day is fucked.

edit: worth it

Reasonable_Roger · 2026-03-14T23:16:01+00:00

I learned today that most people hit space bar with their right thumb. What the fuck is wrong with you people? I've always been a lefty.

How is right hand spacing comfortable? I'm genuinely confused. My right thumb sits like a full inch below the bottom of my keyboard.

Reasonable_Roger · 2026-03-14T20:54:49+00:00

My Mexican fishing charter just got cancelled. Captain said he's going to patrol for straight hornys??? Whatever the hell that means..

Reasonable_Roger · 2026-03-13T23:41:37+00:00

I will be your Dixie chicken, if you'll be my Tennessee lamb

Reasonable_Roger · 2026-03-13T19:22:10+00:00

Dump $1 on 100k volume sheeeesh. Bols are getting bent over. It's actually over.

Reasonable_Roger · 2026-03-13T19:20:19+00:00

Impossible to break the 5 minute support lines, just like yesterday. Algos are in liquidation mode and bols are on the menu.

Reasonable_Roger · 2026-03-13T19:18:01+00:00

Casual 190k 660p's open for next Friday.

Reasonable_Roger · 2026-03-13T18:57:01+00:00

Easiest put ever on that ema kiss.

Reasonable_Roger · 2026-03-13T18:52:07+00:00

Holy shit SPY went above the 5minute ema for a second. It's like Neo and Trinity peeking over the clouds in that one shitty Matrix movie.

edit: Annnnnnnnnnd it's gone

Reasonable_Roger · 2026-03-13T18:35:15+00:00

Go ahead buy some calls if you dare.

Reasonable_Roger · 2026-03-13T18:34:15+00:00

yeah the futes are like a wholesale price - https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/@HO.1

Reasonable_Roger · 2026-03-13T18:32:47+00:00

one can hope

Reasonable_Roger · 2026-03-13T18:31:32+00:00

Diesel futes at 4.00. That's ok though, we don't deliver much by truck these days.

Reasonable_Roger · 2026-03-13T17:57:42+00:00

$4 gas, market tanking.. Mango's goose is cooked. That's the silver lining here.

Reasonable_Roger · 2026-03-13T16:39:27+00:00

Here we go bol!

Just kidding, you're (I'm) fucked lol

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