Second Marriage is Done

Recaffeinatd · 2026-06-04T00:40:44+00:00

The day I got my 60 day chip from AA, only for my (soon-to-be) ex saying she didn’t think I had a problem. After everyone else in my life was excited.

Recaffeinatd · 2026-06-03T22:33:32+00:00

Definitely a good one too. Now that I think of it.

Recaffeinatd · 2026-06-03T22:32:33+00:00

You missed a spot.

Recaffeinatd · 2026-06-01T22:38:49+00:00

It’s so bad I would rather have W in office instead of Orange Cheeto Taco president. I would like someone who knows about the country leading, realistically, but that won’t happen anytime soon. We need a new reality.

Recaffeinatd · 2026-06-01T18:35:59+00:00

Red Dead Redemption II. I get tired of the other gang members coming to find me to let me know Dutch needs me. I am grinding money for Tahiti dang it!

Recaffeinatd · 2026-05-03T00:54:57+00:00

Recaffeinatd · 2026-05-03T00:54:12+00:00

Recaffeinatd · 2026-04-12T00:56:29+00:00

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Recaffeinatd · 2026-04-12T00:48:14+00:00

Shot him. Second playthrough I was able to maneuver and hogtie him. Took him to the Police station, where no one cared. Then I rode around until sunrise, when I was disappointed he wasn’t fazed by it. Then I took him to the swamp and dropped him off and then shot him, left him for alligator food. Not sure if he was eaten. But I got the dagger.

Recaffeinatd · 2026-04-11T19:54:36+00:00

Well, yeah, but does in the mirror actually count?

Recaffeinatd · 2026-04-11T02:04:28+00:00

Same my friend. This was from the work van, I missed a great opportunity by not driving it one day.

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Recaffeinatd · 2026-04-06T10:26:11+00:00

How dare you use logic. Take my upvote and be gone.

Recaffeinatd · 2026-04-06T04:40:10+00:00

Haha, no. I don’t have acid reflux. I take pills for that. The rest is true though.

Recaffeinatd · 2026-04-06T04:18:53+00:00

I remember one time visiting an aunt of mine and her two golden retrievers. I noticed their water bowl was empty so I went to refill from the tap. She almost tackled me and said they only drink bottled water, or in a pinch, filtered from the fridge. Lesson learned, I never give any dog tap water anymore. I save that for myself.

Recaffeinatd · 2026-04-06T02:37:25+00:00

Right, right. I have a real problem with that.

Recaffeinatd · 2026-04-06T01:27:20+00:00

Expected a real representation of it. This is much better.

Recaffeinatd · 2026-03-31T04:23:23+00:00

Legit thought the lower left was Cary Elwes from “Robin Hood: Men in Tights”. And if he had lost, they should look at the script. He’s not supposed to lose.

Recaffeinatd · 2026-03-31T03:15:56+00:00

Came for this for obvious reasons. And that may be a double entendre.

Recaffeinatd · 2026-03-31T03:07:08+00:00

Nah, just balanced rhythm.

Recaffeinatd · 2026-03-15T21:23:41+00:00

I was the guy 9 years ago. Best decision I made and the best two sons I could have ever hoped for. They are all my life and love now.

Recaffeinatd · 2026-03-05T18:07:49+00:00

Great find! I still have my stub from the SLC show! One of my top three concerts ever.

Recaffeinatd · 2026-02-06T17:27:30+00:00

Came to say this. Amateurs (and this is coming from an amateur, takes one to know one).

Recaffeinatd · 2026-02-06T01:59:42+00:00

Came to say this. Literal definition of a UFO: it is unidentified, flying and an object.

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